{"id":1206,"date":"2016-05-09T13:38:40","date_gmt":"2016-05-09T20:38:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=1206"},"modified":"2016-05-09T13:38:40","modified_gmt":"2016-05-09T20:38:40","slug":"thank-you-person-who-taught-me-troubleshooting-whoever-you-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=1206","title":{"rendered":"Thank you, person who taught me troubleshooting, whoever you are&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d like to thank whoever taught me troubleshooting so long ago.<br \/>\nI think I&#8217;ve used that skill set five times in the past two months!<br \/>\nAnd this time I just really want to tell the whole world about.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/ImaginationArtStudioCellFoneHolder.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1033\" src=\"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/ImaginationArtStudioCellFoneHolder-293x300.jpg\" alt=\"ImaginationArtStudioCellFoneHolder\" width=\"293\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/ImaginationArtStudioCellFoneHolder-293x300.jpg 293w, http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/ImaginationArtStudioCellFoneHolder.jpg 880w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 293px) 100vw, 293px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>OK, so my fob to my car was starting to work less and less, 2nd and 3rd try each time to get my car locked or unlocked.<br \/>\nNo problem, I have a second one tucked away somewhere from when I purchased this vehicle right? I fish that out and pretty quickly that one&#8217;s working its way toward taking a 3rd and 4th try. I switch back and not even in days that one passed the 4th try and was taking sometimes half a dozen tries each time. Great, does it just need a battery or is there something massively wrong with the electrical system?? Something I certainly can&#8217;t afford right now if it&#8217;s not warrantied or covered in a recall or anything, yikes.<\/p>\n<p>I go to AutoZone to use their cardboard testing display thing right? The light comes on just fine every time. First try and all. I&#8217;m not sure but the light coming on looks feint maybe. Nothing to compare it to.<\/p>\n<p>So before going in and asking at the dealership I figured I&#8217;d trouble shoot two more times with brand new batteries because that will cost me far less than asking them to clean, repair or replace the brains of the car!<\/p>\n<p>I buy one battery and swap it in. Right away the car starts locking and unlocking on the first try. So now I&#8217;m just thinking I need to buy a second CR1616 battery in the not too distant future, whenever I can better afford to just buy extra things again.<\/p>\n<p>So thank you to whoever taught me troubleshooting. Some was my dad when I was a little kid but the bulk of it really was in Fort Gordon, GA., when I was in A School for the Signal Corps. Lineman tool and my trusty Swiss Army knife and I&#8217;d learned how to troubleshoot just about anything. Yay! Oh man, what was that Signal Drill Sergeant&#8217;s name?? I&#8217;ll have to try and look it up in old journals because I really do want to think the old guy if he&#8217;s still around. He&#8217;s the one who didn&#8217;t like us swearing around him, saying he&#8217;d compromise on most of the cuss words, but absolutely no fbombs and no G- D-, etc.<\/p>\n<p>Didn&#8217;t find out until graduation when one of the kids in my squad wanted to marry his high school sweetheart right on the same day he graduated. Drill Sergeant goes, &#8220;Does he have blood test squared away?&#8221; Yes. &#8220;Marriage license?&#8221; Yupper, &#8220;well then I can.&#8221; What? Drill Sergeant. You mean to tell me that Drill Sergeants can perform wedding ceremonies? &#8220;Ordained black southern Baptist preachers can,&#8221; he told me, wow. I didn&#8217;t know. Anyhow, the coping skills that guy had, wow, and the ones he imparted on me? Almost as much wow.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you, thank you thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d like to thank whoever taught me troubleshooting so long ago. I think I&#8217;ve used that skill set five times in the past two months! And this time I just really want to tell the whole world about. &nbsp; OK, so my fob to my car was starting to work less and less, 2nd and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,13,10,9,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-academic","category-mundane-or-sublime","category-news","category-pop-culture","category-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1206"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1207,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1206\/revisions\/1207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}