{"id":1245,"date":"2018-03-11T03:37:25","date_gmt":"2018-03-11T10:37:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=1245"},"modified":"2018-03-11T03:37:25","modified_gmt":"2018-03-11T10:37:25","slug":"potus-schmotus-a-metaphorical-ending","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=1245","title":{"rendered":"POTUS SCHMOTUS: A Metaphorical Ending."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SIR ISAAC NEWT: A Fig For Ishmael&#8217;s Hate.<br \/>\nby MF.<br \/>\nDedicated to Presidents Of The United States Of America<\/p>\n<p>I<br \/>\nO new Hank eighth, I pity thee<br \/>\nYe who serveth wives three.<br \/>\nOne in Heaven, dead too young,<br \/>\nAnother Lovely Lady One.<br \/>\nThird a Pope who you helped stuff,<br \/>\nBy robbing goat and billary gruff.<\/p>\n<p>II<br \/>\nSo count your cash all you so skimmed<br \/>\nThree pouches full, you black sheep you;<br \/>\nChucking scepter into lake of fire- son, so swim.<\/p>\n<p>Swim, swim mariner &#8212; lest passing piranhas rip your flesh<br \/>\nLook starboard. See Orion&#8217;s belt; hides nothing<br \/>\nYet vexing, churning: you&#8217;re ripe for gulfs to wash.<\/p>\n<p>Hank Hate, O you moved heaven and earth<br \/>\nHave your way you miscreant &#8212; for you &#8212;<br \/>\nA murky mire, lake of fire, craggy barren hearth.<\/p>\n<p>III<br \/>\nSo stuff your pockets lawless one<br \/>\nMatthias, Jason&#8217;s lizard son.<\/p>\n<p>Still whore and rob and symonize<br \/>\nWhilst our welfare slips past your eyes;<\/p>\n<p>All the turtlewax in the world,<br \/>\nCan never mask the freedom you have furled.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">marco frucht<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Pine Island, 1997<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SIR ISAAC NEWT: A Fig For Ishmael&#8217;s Hate. by MF. Dedicated to Presidents Of The United States Of America I O new Hank eighth, I pity thee Ye who serveth wives three. One in Heaven, dead too young, Another Lovely Lady One. Third a Pope who you helped stuff, By robbing goat and billary gruff. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1245"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1246,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1245\/revisions\/1246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}