{"id":156,"date":"2008-09-12T19:41:03","date_gmt":"2008-09-13T02:41:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=156"},"modified":"2008-09-12T19:42:54","modified_gmt":"2008-09-13T02:42:54","slug":"i-figured-it-out-sarah-palin-is-a-ghost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=156","title":{"rendered":"I Figured It Out; Sarah Palin Is A Ghost!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I just figured it out.
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Sarah Palin is not really there.
<\/p>\n

She’s a ghost.
<\/p>\n

Yes. She is NOT present.
<\/p>\n

She’s “there” but she’s not really there.
<\/p>\n

When you’re talking with her, she’s talking just a little bit louder than
\nmost people talk to you.
It’s like she’s talking to someone about a
\nfoot and a half behind you, not you.
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Have you ever seen\/felt\/heard that? I have.
<\/p>\n

Some people just cannot connect with other people at all.
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I finally figured Sarah out.
She’s one of those people I call (for
\nlack of a better term) ghosts.
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She’s there, but not really there.
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She was talking AT Charlie Gibson in his ABC interview and that’s
\nwhere I figured it out.
I’d seen that site, heard that sound and felt that
\nfeeling before.
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She’s fully disengaged. Permanently unhinged you could say. Disconnected.
<\/p>\n

To quote Zombie from the album Zombie Heaven:<\/p>\n

“She’s not there.
“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I just figured it out. Sarah Palin is not really there. She’s a ghost. Yes. She is NOT present. She’s “there” but she’s not really there. When you’re talking with her, she’s talking just a little bit louder than most people talk to you. It’s like she’s talking to someone about a foot and a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,14,13,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-academic","category-humor","category-mundane-or-sublime","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":160,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions\/160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}