{"id":239,"date":"2008-12-16T08:43:12","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T15:43:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=239"},"modified":"2008-12-16T08:52:24","modified_gmt":"2008-12-16T15:52:24","slug":"be-a-rockstar-or-at-least-look-like-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=239","title":{"rendered":"GUITARBIZON: Be A Rockstar Or At Least Look Like One."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was doing a round of &#8220;Bad Memory Lane&#8221; with a friend of mine and decided to blog some of it, here:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/marcoovation2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-243\" title=\"marcoovation2\" src=\"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/marcoovation2-300x237.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"237\" srcset=\"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/marcoovation2-300x237.jpg 300w, http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/marcoovation2.jpg 978w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll never forget when my band Majestic was one of the 10+ warmup bands for REO speedwagon at navy relief carnival one year. I think I was 17 or 18. You know, summertime, flatbed truck for a stage, huge sound system, huge crowd&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>We ran out of songs and both crowd and stage manager seemed to want more. So Aerosmith&#8217;s Dream On was one we&#8217;d never done as a band but each of us had done it in other bands before.<\/p>\n<p>We went for it, completely unrehearsed.<\/p>\n<p>I went all the way up the neck on the intro&#8217;s lead guitar solo that I had memorized note for note.<\/p>\n<p>Then on my way down I spaced completely out and got totally lost. Now what. I just kind of floundered around each and every note that exists in overly emoted triplets working my way down toward the lowest position where I knew I could just fake it in the right key from there. But I still couldn&#8217;t find my way down for the longest time. I&#8217;m sure it was a minute or less but felt like hours.<\/p>\n<p>It was embarrassingly horrible. I&#8217;ve never been that far off on anything before or since I think. Then I just picked up the low stuff at the end without even trying to make it look or sound like I meant it.<\/p>\n<p>We finished the rest of the song almost flawlessly, and that was that.<\/p>\n<p>I hurried my ass off to get my Lab Series amp and Fender Strat into my car where I was going to just go home and hide without even saying goodbye to anyone.<\/p>\n<p>But I couldn&#8217;t get out of there! Everyone I knew came up to me telling me how great and inspired my solo was in &#8220;that Aerosmith song&#8230;&#8221; etc.<\/p>\n<p>What???<\/p>\n<p>I just humbly thanked everyone and kept how I felt about it all to myself for years.<\/p>\n<p>I think it was a guitar lesson a week or two later where I learned that if you master the first few notes and the last ones and maybe a middle lick or two you can do whatever the hell you want otherwise as long as you&#8217;re in the right key and no one, not even other guitarists will think anything besides that you wailed, because that&#8217;s as much as anyone&#8217;s brain can keep track of anyhow.<\/p>\n<p>hahahahahaha<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was doing a round of &#8220;Bad Memory Lane&#8221; with a friend of mine and decided to blog some of it, here: I&#8217;ll never forget when my band Majestic was one of the 10+ warmup bands for REO speedwagon at navy relief carnival one year. I think I was 17 or 18. You know, summertime, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music-and-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=239"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":242,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions\/242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}