{"id":276,"date":"2009-01-09T02:05:31","date_gmt":"2009-01-09T09:05:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=276"},"modified":"2014-08-10T07:53:23","modified_gmt":"2014-08-10T14:53:23","slug":"journal-poem-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=276","title":{"rendered":"<img src=\"http:\/\/www.frucht.org\/images\/pic2.jpg\"><br>JOURNAL POEM 22"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>Army, the only place I know\r\nWhere ladies room's nothing\r\nMore than a men's room with\r\nThe urinals duct-taped shut.\r\nCedar wood and mud warm and\r\nCozy... toasty dry despite\r\nWinter under and above clay.\r\nHow do you reclaim a uranium\r\nMine?!? City park? Golf -\r\nCourse?? Sod farm???\r\nCoffee and a warm sweetroll\r\nAt Tuba City Truck Stop.\r\n\r\nIf your herb garden grows\r\nSlow and late it's a thyme delay.\r\nDid you know that \"wonton\"\r\nSpelled backwards is \"not now?\"\r\nWhat d'ya call a whatchamacallit\r\nShop? Just that.\r\nLast All-Hallows-Eve the baby\r\nSitter went as a leather  mouse\r\nWhat're you?? I'm a mud bog.\r\nOr was that a ground hog?\r\nTse Bonito and Window Rock...\r\nAncient tourist traps...\r\nOraibi... the oldest...\r\nTaos, Tuscon, or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelfire.com\/wi\/kokopeli\/kokopeli.html\">Taylor<\/a>...\r\nWhich is trendier?\r\nElectric cello: like Woodie Guthrie\r\nWalking into Karaoke nite at Lulu's\r\nLuscious Locust, 14th and Ave. X.\r\nC&amp;W music in a major way...\r\nConway Twitty's where I get\r\nOff this ride. &amp; change channels.\r\n\r\n6-Foot Wedgie plays a gig at\r\nThe Russian Lady restaurant.\r\nQue concept... like cranberry nut\r\nFrybread. Paul Harvey is like the\r\nFaded fotocopy of Will Rogers.\r\n\r\nWoke up with either pigsnot and\r\nVenom, vim and vinegar or Just\r\nA whole bunch of vigorous\r\nVitality. Or was it just the\r\nVidal Sassoon???\r\nHomemade <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marquette.edu\/library\/neh\/eltsosie\/food.htm\">blood<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nmia.com\/%7Elhb\/bio.htm\">sausage.<\/a> Takes guts\r\nTo eat. Taste good, like a tender\r\nSpinach leaf. I'd try anything\r\nOnce... that was my once, like a\r\nSliced intestine full of leftovers.\r\nIf squash is 1 of the 3 sisters,\r\nShe must be the short one.\r\n\r\nBacitracin can't compete w\/ pinon pine sap.\r\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.frucht.org\/images\/roberta.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"160\" align=\"right\" \/><\/pre>\n<p>And JC Penier, clothier to the<br \/>\nMallrat knows nothing of KMarticus,<br \/>\nThe bluelight king of Upholstry;<br \/>\nNeither knows thing of braintanning.<\/p>\n<p>So Navajo Nation&#8217;s only radio station<br \/>\nPlays hit kicking <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelfire.com\/wi\/kokopeli\/frucht.html\">country.<\/a> Western.<br \/>\nYou know you need a bath when<br \/>\nThe sheep won&#8217;t let you in the pen<br \/>\nIf even 2 let them out.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<pre style=\"color: #000000;\">\r\nPreviously published in a $5 Chapbook entitled \"I Slurp My Coffee.\" \r\n\r\nCurrently released as an album at:\r\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.reverbnation.com\/marcfruchtpoet\">http:\/\/www.reverbnation.com\/marcfruchtpoet\r\n<\/a>And you can get the whole album as a printable .zip file at:\r\n\r\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.frucht.org\/Poems4RobertaBlackgoat.zip\">http:\/\/www.frucht.org\/Poems4RobertaBlackgoat.zip<\/a>\r\n\r\n\r\n<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Army, the only place I know Where ladies room&#8217;s nothing More than a men&#8217;s room with The urinals duct-taped shut. Cedar wood and mud warm and Cozy&#8230; toasty dry despite Winter under and above clay. How do you reclaim a uranium Mine?!? City park? Golf &#8211; Course?? Sod farm??? Coffee and a warm sweetroll At [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=276"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1098,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276\/revisions\/1098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}