{"id":306,"date":"2009-01-29T07:21:03","date_gmt":"2009-01-29T14:21:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=306"},"modified":"2009-01-29T08:00:59","modified_gmt":"2009-01-29T15:00:59","slug":"metaphorical-history-lesson-what-does-pfizer-mean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=306","title":{"rendered":"Metaphorical History Lesson What Does Pfizer Mean?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Pfizer<\/span><\/em> Shooting: One Injured, Gunman Not Found<\/a><\/span><\/h3>\n

Jan 8, 2009 <\/span>…<\/span> A gunman terrorized employees at the Pfizer<\/em> campus in Chesterfield, St Louis. <\/span>What was THAT all about? Was s\/he angry? Despondent? Out of a job? Let’s leave that one alone, and check out OTHER aspects of the pHarmaceutical company.<\/h3>\n

So what does PFE mean besides Pfizer’s stock symbol?<\/p>\n

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Hope you’re ready for this:<\/p>\n

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Page Fault Error<\/p>\n

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Planning for Employment<\/p>\n

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Please Find Enclosed<\/p>\n

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Post Fire Evaluation<\/p>\n

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Potential Future Exposure (credit risk)<\/p>\n

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Pressurized Fluid Extraction<\/p>\n

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Priests for Equality<\/p>\n

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Pulmonary Fat Embolism<\/p>\n

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Purchaser Furnished Equipment<\/p>\n

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Pfizer PDM Executive Team too busy to be present on laid off people’s last day!: These global twits.. http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/d2ej9b<\/a> <\/span>about 15 hours ago<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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Should Pfizer Dump Dr. Jarvik? Tell Us http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/23wbp2<\/a><\/span> 10:31 AM Feb 9th, 2008<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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atizine<\/a><\/strong> Ex-Pfizer peeps packed their things yesterday & PFE has already announced layoff #s after they buy Wyeth. 15%’ll be about 18,000 peeps. \ud83d\ude41<\/span> less than 5 seconds ago<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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CT Pfizer: Long faces & grumpy moods as people help laid-off coworkers pack, with two more rounds of cuts inevitable. Can we blame Bush?<\/span> 8:29 AM yesterday<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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Fen-Phen Lawyer Convicted For Bilking Wyeth http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/7vqwyv<\/a><\/span> 11:35 AM Dec 23rd, 2008<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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Pfizer Must Pay $38M For Stealing Trade Secrets http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/7eeqmd<\/a> <\/span>6:04 AM Dec 23rd, 2008<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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