{"id":319,"date":"2009-01-31T09:15:12","date_gmt":"2009-01-31T16:15:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=319"},"modified":"2009-01-31T09:25:31","modified_gmt":"2009-01-31T16:25:31","slug":"twitter-breaks-google-epic-fail-story-in-realtime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=319","title":{"rendered":"<img src=\"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/atizinemayharmyourcomputer.jpg\"><p>Twitter Breaks Google-Epic-Fail Story In Realtime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So this morning I didn&#8217;t even try to &#8220;Google&#8221; anything yet. I checked my Twitter as part of my new daily routine, right?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/googlemayharmyourcomputer.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-321\" title=\"googlemayharmyourcomputer\" src=\"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/googlemayharmyourcomputer-300x229.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"270\" height=\"229\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Everyone&#8217;s complaining that everything they&#8217;re searching for is being labelled as &#8220;harmful&#8221; to their computer. Google seems to have torqued up their malware thingamabob to the highest setting and all their searches are showing every single hit as malware.<\/p>\n<p>Now I know the zine I&#8217;ve been publishing since 1988 (ati, activist times, international) is harmful to your mind, but to your computer???<\/p>\n<p>I think not.<\/p>\n<p>So it lasted less than an hour.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s some of the twitter chatter I saw in realtime while this story was breaking:<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">OK true. Twitter broke the Google story first &#8211; as with pretty everything. Twitter is the new place to go when you need to know.<\/span> <span class=\"metaentry-meta\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/LeoLaporte\/status\/1164705991\"><span class=\"published\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none;\"><span title=\"2009-01-31T15:59:43+00:00\">half a minute ago<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twhirl.org\/\">twhirl<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">TechCrunch broke the Google story first: <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/igUF\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/igUF<\/a> Note to self: This is why it pays to have a Belgium bureau.<\/span> <span class=\"metaentry-meta\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/LeoLaporte\/status\/1164660036\"><span class=\"published\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none;\"><span title=\"2009-01-31T15:36:32+00:00\">24 minutes ago<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twhirl.org\/\">twhirl<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">ok, google is busted. somebody google the address for altavista.<\/span> <span class=\"metaentry-meta\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/joeshaw\/status\/1164586441\"><span class=\"published\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none;\"><span title=\"2009-01-31T15:05:00+00:00\">27 minutes ago<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a> from web<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">FLASH: Google is no longer harmful. Play on.<\/span> <span class=\"metaentry-meta\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/atizine\/status\/1164651601\"><span class=\"published\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none;\"><span title=\"2009-01-31T15:32:23+00:00\">less than 5 seconds ago<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a> from web<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"metaentry-meta\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">HAHA: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/joeshaw\">joeshaw<\/a> woo fixed. those 20 minutes without google were the darkest of my life.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">Great to know that Google Search has been fixed!<\/span> <span class=\"metaentry-meta\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/kidtechguru\/status\/1164642682\"><span class=\"published\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none;\"><span title=\"2009-01-31T15:28:09+00:00\">3 minutes ago<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a> from web<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"metaentry-meta\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">Why is google showing all of my naked facebook pictures???<\/span> <span class=\"metaentry-meta\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/atizine\/status\/1164639839\"><span class=\"published\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none;\"><span title=\"2009-01-31T15:26:48+00:00\">4 minutes ago<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a> from web<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"metaentry-meta\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">hahaha @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/leolaporte\">leolaporte<\/a> is calling it an internet blackout. It&#8217;s funny watching people try and grasp this in realtime.<\/span> <span class=\"metaentry-meta\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/atizine\/status\/1164638867\"><span class=\"published\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none;\"><span title=\"2009-01-31T15:26:20+00:00\">4 minutes ago<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a> from web<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"metaentry-meta\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">ahhh looks like Google search is not harmful anymore<\/span> <span class=\"metaentry-meta\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/terang\/status\/1164634530\"><span class=\"published\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none;\"><span title=\"2009-01-31T15:24:24+00:00\">6 minutes ago<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/83degrees.com\/to\/powertwitter\">Power Twitter<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"metaentry-meta\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/grader\">grader<\/a> WARNING! \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Google May Harm Your Computer (#GOOGMAYHARM)\u00e2\u20ac\u009d <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/GKvA\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/GKvA<\/a> &#8212; Please RT and help spread the word.<\/span> <span class=\"metaentry-meta\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/atizine\/status\/1164634026\"><span class=\"published\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none;\"><span title=\"2009-01-31T15:24:10+00:00\">7 minutes ago<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a> from web<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"metaentry-meta\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/rabble\">rabble<\/a> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/kellan\">kellan<\/a> jeez now Google&#8217;s image search quality is worse that Cuil&#8217;s first offering. <\/span><span class=\"metaentry-meta\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/atizine\/status\/1164633348\"><span class=\"published\"><span title=\"2009-01-31T15:23:52+00:00\">23 minutes ago<\/span><\/span><\/a> from web<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"metaentry-meta\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">HAHA: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/natfriedman\">natfriedman<\/a>:I was thinking about switching to Yahoo!search,but Google just warned me it&#8217;s not safe. Better steer clear!<\/span> <span class=\"metaentry-meta\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/migueldeicaza\/status\/1164624117\"><span class=\"published\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none;\"><span title=\"2009-01-31T15:20:02+00:00\">32 minutes ago<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a> from web<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"metaentry-meta\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">This is the equivalent of an Internet blackout. I never asked Google to &#8220;protect me.&#8221; I bet Carol Bartz did this.<\/span> <span class=\"metaentry-meta\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/LeoLaporte\/status\/1164616917\"><span class=\"published\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none;\"><span title=\"2009-01-31T15:17:13+00:00\">35 minutes ago<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twhirl.org\/\">twhirl<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"metaentry-meta\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">I guess I know what the number one topic will be on the radio show today.<\/span> <span class=\"metaentry-meta\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/LeoLaporte\/status\/1164601224\"><span class=\"published\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none;\"><span title=\"2009-01-31T15:10:59+00:00\">41 minutes ago<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twhirl.org\/\">twhirl<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"metaentry-meta\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">Something is seriously wrong with Google.<\/span> <span class=\"metaentry-meta\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/LeoLaporte\/status\/1164600147\"><span class=\"published\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none;\"><span title=\"2009-01-31T15:10:33+00:00\">42 minutes ago<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twhirl.org\/\">twhirl<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"metaentry-meta\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/grader\">grader<\/a> Searches for &#8216;google&#8217; gives a full page of &#8220;this site might harm your computer&#8221; errors &#8211; something tells me they&#8217;ll fix this quickly<\/span> <span class=\"metaentry-meta\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/atizine\/status\/1164536487\"><span class=\"published\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none;\"><span title=\"2009-01-31T14:42:23+00:00\">about 1 hour ago<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a> from web<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"metaentry-meta\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">Their page that explains is a server error page. <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1wJ05K\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/1wJ05K<\/a><\/span> <span class=\"metaentry-meta\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davewiner\/status\/1164582453\"><span class=\"published\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none;\"><span title=\"2009-01-31T15:03:18+00:00\">about 1 hour ago<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a> from web<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"metaentry-meta\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">Ridiculous. Google says scripting.com has malware. <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/QMPn\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/QMPn<\/a><\/span> <span class=\"metaentry-meta\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davewiner\/status\/1164577937\"><span class=\"published\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none;\"><span title=\"2009-01-31T15:01:29+00:00\">about 1 hour ago<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a> from web<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"metaentry-meta\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/atizine\">atizine<\/a> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/rabble\">rabble<\/a> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/grader\">grader<\/a> google seem to be afraid of the entire web this morning. even google.com is coming up as bad. (which today it is)<\/span> <span class=\"metaentry-meta\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/kellan\/status\/1164562174\"><span class=\"published\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none;\"><span title=\"2009-01-31T14:54:51+00:00\">about 1 hour ago<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a> from web<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"metaentry-meta\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">Google\/Firefox is throwing up Malware warnings when I attempt to visit answers.yahoo.com. I know the answers are bad, but malware, really?<\/span> <span class=\"metaentry-meta\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/kellan\/status\/1164545177\"><span class=\"published\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none;\"><span title=\"2009-01-31T14:46:51+00:00\">about 1 hour ago<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a> from web<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"metaentry-meta\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\">@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/godfoca\">godfoca<\/a> Google thinks ruby blogs \/ sites are malware? it&#8217;s a conspiracy by the pythonistas at google me thinks!<\/span> <span class=\"metaentry-meta\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/rabble\/status\/1164534886\"><span class=\"published\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none;\"><span title=\"2009-01-31T14:41:30+00:00\">about 1 hour ago<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.natsulion.org\/\">NatsuLion<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"metaentry-meta\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"entry-content\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this morning I didn&#8217;t even try to &#8220;Google&#8221; anything yet. I checked my Twitter as part of my new daily routine, right? Everyone&#8217;s complaining that everything they&#8217;re searching for is being labelled as &#8220;harmful&#8221; to their computer. Google seems to have torqued up their malware thingamabob to the highest setting and all their searches [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,14,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-humor","category-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":325,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions\/325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}