{"id":5,"date":"2008-06-08T11:49:50","date_gmt":"2008-06-08T18:49:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=5"},"modified":"2008-06-11T09:08:19","modified_gmt":"2008-06-11T16:08:19","slug":"crocs-and-mossimos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=5","title":{"rendered":"Crocs and Mossimos"},"content":{"rendered":"

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“ Look at me in my Crocs, Mossimo cargo shorts, NewEra formfit hat and a shirt saying POPULARITY IS A SOCIAL DISEASE.<\/span><\/p>\n

“ Police behaving badly. http:\/\/shrinkster.com\/yxf<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

“ New recording of my all-bamboo guitar over at <\/span>http:\/\/www.stealthispodcast.org<\/span><\/a>”<\/p>\n

— http:\/\/twitter.com\/atizine<\/a><\/p>\n

Battling Freepers for days on end this summer. Never a dull moment…<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Jd4zF0ZmKfE<\/a><\/p>\n

So I had a problem with my brand new Crocs for a little while. Big huge painful blisters on both insteps right away. Wore them for about 3 hours and then set them aside and healed the blisters all week.<\/p>\n

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Good thing I was in Boston the other day because the Eastern Mountain Sports people who sold ’em to me had no idea how to respond. Behind Quincy Marketplace there’s a bunch of shops, you know, Banana Republic, et al… Well a new shop that moved in sometime the past couple seasons was a brand new full-on Crocs distribution store. First one I’ve seen anywhere. Possibly the clo<\/p>\n

sest one to me. So one of the clerks knew exactly what I was talking about. She told me to loosen the back straps even more than logic would tell you. Their purpose is not to snug you in even a tiny bit. They’re to keep the Crocs from falling off, and that’s it.<\/p>\n

Mission accomplished. I wore ’em a couple hours yesterday and then again all day today so far. Yay!<\/p>\n

I knew if I just took the time I could become fully bonded with my new Crocs.<\/p>\n

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“ Look at me in my Crocs, Mossimo cargo shorts, NewEra formfit hat and a shirt saying POPULARITY IS A SOCIAL DISEASE. “ Police behaving badly. http:\/\/shrinkster.com\/yxf “ New recording of my all-bamboo guitar over at http:\/\/www.stealthispodcast.org” — http:\/\/twitter.com\/atizine Battling Freepers for days on end this summer. Never a dull moment… http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Jd4zF0ZmKfE So I had […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mundane-or-sublime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}