{"id":61,"date":"2008-07-22T06:25:39","date_gmt":"2008-07-22T13:25:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=61"},"modified":"2008-07-22T06:47:40","modified_gmt":"2008-07-22T13:47:40","slug":"cbs-failing-at-mindcontrolling-each-of-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=61","title":{"rendered":"CBS Failing At MindControlling Each Of Us."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hubpages.com\/hub\/American-Football-Scandals\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-62\" style=\"border: 2px solid black; float: left;\" title=\"janet-jackson-nipple-slip\" src=\"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/janet-jackson-nipple-slip.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"221\" height=\"271\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Two important things we should never forget about Janet Jackson&#8217;s &#8220;accidental&#8221; wardrobe malfunction.<\/p>\n<p>1) Justin Timberlake singing &#8220;I&#8217;ll have you naked by the end of this song&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>2) Companion cable channel&#8217;s simulcast of a full contact bikini-clad touch football game where someone almost lost her bottom at the same exact time as Janet&#8217;s nipple slip.<\/p>\n<p>We,<\/p>\n<p>the viewers:<\/p>\n<p>Are being played&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>like a Wagner &#8220;Rienzi&#8221; at a WWII rally.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two important things we should never forget about Janet Jackson&#8217;s &#8220;accidental&#8221; wardrobe malfunction. 1) Justin Timberlake singing &#8220;I&#8217;ll have you naked by the end of this song&#8221; 2) Companion cable channel&#8217;s simulcast of a full contact bikini-clad touch football game where someone almost lost her bottom at the same exact time as Janet&#8217;s nipple slip. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music-and-stuff","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}