{"id":688,"date":"2010-09-01T21:09:28","date_gmt":"2010-09-02T04:09:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=688"},"modified":"2010-09-02T11:48:20","modified_gmt":"2010-09-02T18:48:20","slug":"journal-poem-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=688","title":{"rendered":"JOURNAL POEM 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>JOURNAL POEM 3\r\n        by marco.\r\n        previously published in a 33-poem book of\r\n        poetry entitled \"I Slurp My Coffee.\" (c)1995\r\n\r\nOld Pomes. New Pomes.\r\nBorrowed pomes; blue pomes.\r\nFunny pomes, sad pomes; goofy and glad pomes.\r\nPomes pomes. pomes pomes, eat them up - yum.\r\n\r\nMake alliteration instead of legislation.\r\nAh, all's well that \"and's\" well-\r\nAnd all are about action.\r\nSkip, jump, lay there, run, smile, frown.\r\nRun around, skip the jumping;\r\nLay there down.\r\n\r\nWho chewed a page outa my pomes?\r\nYou're not s'posed to chew:\r\nEat them delicately.\r\nLuscious, yummy, soft delicious yellow pomes.\r\nMoist, meaty, mysterious succulent pomes.\r\nPomes about poets, presidents, pests\r\nAnd pomes full of juice.\r\nI eat pomes.\r\nDo you eat pomes?\r\nRed pomes, yellow pomes, green poems.\r\nDon't eat the blue ones.\r\n\r\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.textfiles.com\/magazines\/ATI\/journal.txt\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.textfiles.com\/magazines\/ATI\/journal.txt<\/a><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JOURNAL POEM 3 by marco. previously published in a 33-poem book of poetry entitled &#8220;I Slurp My Coffee.&#8221; (c)1995 Old Pomes. New Pomes. Borrowed pomes; blue pomes. Funny pomes, sad pomes; goofy and glad pomes. Pomes pomes. pomes pomes, eat them up &#8211; yum. Make alliteration instead of legislation. Ah, all&#8217;s well that &#8220;and&#8217;s&#8221; well- [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,13,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-mundane-or-sublime","category-music-and-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=688"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":702,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688\/revisions\/702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}