{"id":709,"date":"2010-09-23T14:00:48","date_gmt":"2010-09-23T21:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=709"},"modified":"2015-09-08T07:19:02","modified_gmt":"2015-09-08T14:19:02","slug":"and-how-are-you-handling-the-facebook-outages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=709","title":{"rendered":"And how are YOU handling the FACEBOOK Outages???"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Collecting From the FB Crash Fiasco. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know about you, but I know people personally who simply cannot handle life, when a site like FaceBook crashes for even an hour or two. Holy cow people! Read a book or play an acoustic guitar until it comes back up.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Take back your life. You are NOT ruled by Turner Network Television; I assure you. You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not! Oh well, until then, please share a chuckle at some of these responses to yesterday\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s (and today\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s) outage[s]:<\/span><\/p>\n

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flounderfish<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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I join Facebook<\/em> for first time and it has a regional crash<\/em>! \ud83d\ude42 my luck <\/span>2 minutes ago<\/span><\/a> via <\/span>TwitBird iPad<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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adamkparker<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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I wonder why it hasn’t announced that Facebook<\/em> is down? Was it a crash<\/em>? Planned? We may never know. <\/span>http:\/\/bit.ly\/1a4tXW<\/span><\/a> 12 minutes ago<\/span><\/a> via <\/span>Digsby<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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\u00c2\u00b7<\/span> mcdonald2009<\/a><\/strong> <\/span><\/p>\n

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#facebook<\/em><\/span><\/a> is still down, it’s been over an hour believe it or not. I have confirmed that it’s not a full crash<\/em> but still <\/span>#facebookcrash<\/span><\/a> 14 minutes ago<\/span><\/a> via web <\/span><\/p>\n

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\u00c2\u00b7<\/span> leahxxlol<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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i love <\/span>#twitter<\/span><\/a>. It doesnt crash<\/em> like <\/span>#facebook<\/em><\/span><\/a>\ud83d\ude10 <\/span>19 minutes ago<\/span><\/a> via web <\/span><\/p>\n

\u00c2\u00b7<\/span> atizine<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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I wonder if facebook<\/em> crash<\/em> reporting will crash<\/em> twitter? Oh no, everyone will flood their way over to myspace, huh? <\/span>21 minutes ago<\/span><\/a> via web <\/span><\/p>\n

\u00c2\u00b7<\/span> QuietPimp<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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Wow…. it must some controversy over the new Facebook<\/em> movie…. someone caused the website to crash<\/em>… <\/span>21 minutes ago<\/span><\/a> via <\/span>txt<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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LaSal<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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Facebook<\/span><\/em> crash<\/em> leads to population explosion; scientific and biological evidence to appear in 9 months. <\/span>26 minutes ago<\/span><\/a> via web<\/span><\/p>\n

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BeaumontBeth<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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#Facebook<\/em><\/span><\/a>, you can crash<\/em> anytime you want and I generally don’t care, but in the middle of breaking news? <\/span>#angryface<\/span><\/a> #sadface<\/span><\/a> #punchyface<\/span><\/a> 29 minutes ago<\/span><\/a> via <\/span>TweetDeck<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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3SillyKids<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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I love how everyone jumped on Twitter cause Facebook<\/em> is down. Let’s just hope Twitter doesn’t crash<\/em> or we may actually have to work. <\/span>31 minutes ago<\/span><\/a> via <\/span>Twitter for iPhone<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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aquart<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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#Facebook<\/em><\/span><\/a> crashed<\/em>? I’m waiting for a baby announcement on it and it crashed<\/em>? NOOOO! <\/span>2 minutes ago<\/span><\/a> via web<\/span><\/p>\n

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jorjfiesta<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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facebook<\/span><\/em> crashed<\/em> because justin bieber is alive <\/span>2 minutes ago<\/span><\/a> via web <\/span><\/p>\n

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JordanDeCourcy<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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facebook<\/span><\/em> has crashed<\/em> and i dont have a phone, dang, looks like I will have to do my homework after all. <\/span>21 minutes ago<\/span><\/a> via web<\/span><\/p>\n

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sainthero<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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I think all my postings on our Facebook<\/em> fan page has forced Facebook<\/em> to crash. That’s right, I crashed<\/em> FB. Sorry. <\/span>16 minutes ago<\/span><\/a> via <\/span>TweetDeck<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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roycedegrie<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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I uploaded this photo to facebook<\/em> and I think it may have crashed<\/em> the system! lol <\/span>http:\/\/twitpic.com\/2qxk7r<\/span><\/a> about 1 hour ago<\/span><\/a> via <\/span>Twitpic<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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johndshabe<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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Friendster’s time to shine now that Facebook<\/em> crashed<\/em> <\/span>about 1 hour ago<\/span><\/a> via web<\/span><\/p>\n

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ClaraTrans<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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Facebook<\/span><\/em> just crashed<\/em> my Droid. I don’t even use Facebook<\/em>… That’s another reason to hate Facebook<\/em>. <\/span>#facebookhater<\/span><\/a> about 1 hour ago<\/span><\/a> via web<\/span><\/p>\n

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DrSportsFan<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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Looks like facebook<\/em> has sort of crashed<\/em>. Bummer they don’t have a goofy Whale cartoon to tide me over. Point Twitter. <\/span>about 17 hours ago<\/span><\/a> via web<\/span><\/p>\n

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mktgalchemist<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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Facebook<\/span><\/em> games announcement livestream crashed<\/em> all 18 of my open browser windows. <\/span>#multitasking<\/span><\/a> about 18 hours ago<\/span><\/a> via <\/span>TweetDeck<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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WhiteboiDre<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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twitter is crashed<\/em>!!! <\/span>#InOtherNews<\/span><\/a> this just in MySpace & FaceBook<\/em> is now over capacity <\/span>6:11 PM Sep 20th<\/span><\/a> via web <\/span><\/p>\n

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jazziewonders<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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What Happened to <\/span>#effin<\/span><\/a> #Facebook<\/em><\/span><\/a> ????? This is the equivalent to the stock market crash<\/em>! The Apocalypse is near!!! <\/span>about 1 hour ago<\/span><\/a> via web<\/span><\/p>\n

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allisonkilkenny<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

The most passion I ever see my twitter feed express is when Facebook is down.<\/span> 7 minutes ago<\/span><\/a> via \u00c3\u0153berTwitter<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

postsecret<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. U.S. climbs out of recession. @OPB<\/a><\/span> 20 minutes ago<\/span><\/a> via web<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

kristencusato<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

must….get….on….facebook.<\/span> 10 minutes ago<\/span><\/a> via web<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

kristencusato<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

I take a nap. and facebook goes away??? w.t.h.?????<\/span> 10 minutes ago<\/span><\/a> via web<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Uninformative update from Facebook: they are aware some users having issues. Working on it.<\/span> 13 minutes ago<\/span><\/a> via HootSuite<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

whycoy<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

oh no, <\/span>facebook<\/span><\/em> is <\/span>down<\/span><\/em>…i’m going to jump out the window. i can’t <\/span>take<\/span><\/em> it<\/span><\/em>.<\/span> 26 minutes ago<\/span><\/span><\/a> via web<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

ed_delafuente<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Since I can’t change my <\/span>Facebook<\/span><\/em> status to a complaint about <\/span>Facebook<\/span><\/em> being <\/span>down<\/span><\/em>, I’m gonna complain about <\/span>it<\/span><\/em> on Twitter. <\/span>Take<\/span><\/em> that!<\/span> about 1 hour ago<\/span><\/a> via TweetDeck<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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\u00c2\u00b7<\/span> ClaytonWalter<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Damn <\/span>it<\/span><\/em> #Facebook<\/span><\/em><\/a> is <\/span>down<\/span><\/em>…. First twitter gets hacked now this…smh. All of this Internet terrorism…I can’t <\/span>take<\/span><\/em> it<\/span><\/em>.<\/span> 1:51 PM Sep 22nd<\/span><\/span><\/a> via web<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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[ and these are just people in my own twitter circle. I bet there are even funnier posts out there in YOUR circles, eh? ]<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Collecting From the FB Crash Fiasco. I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know about you, but I know people personally who simply cannot handle life, when a site like FaceBook crashes for even an hour or two. Holy cow people! Read a book or play an acoustic guitar until it comes back up. Take back your life. You are […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,14,6,10,9,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-academic","category-humor","category-music-and-stuff","category-news","category-pop-culture","category-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=709"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1149,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions\/1149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}