{"id":715,"date":"2010-09-29T16:31:02","date_gmt":"2010-09-29T23:31:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=715"},"modified":"2015-09-08T07:40:46","modified_gmt":"2015-09-08T14:40:46","slug":"poems-schmoems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=715","title":{"rendered":"Poems, Schmoems&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>Violence impacted to society;\r\nEmbedded in life.\r\nNo capo, slide, fuzz pedal or \r\nDelay - no fingerpicks or \r\nTeleprompter, just play.\r\nEugene O'Neill wallops the skipper\r\nWith words and rocks the boat,\r\nFrank Sinatra \"does it [his] way\"\r\nRooted in divine inspiration,\r\nHe claims.\r\nApple falls on head and\r\nTurns lightbulb on jouncing\r\nThought, slurping coffee\r\nLike a pretentious snit.\r\nJogging memory with a\r\nJarful of Jolt cola.\r\nOrange lentils &amp; linguini\r\nLodged in a sore throat.\r\nDon't sop the heat of hot chili\r\nWith cucumber; use bread: good buffer.\r\n\r\nShelter Wagon is hospitality on a horse. \r\nRunning from river to river\r\nHaven't seen hay for 30 miles:\r\nHow come I have hayfever??\r\n\r\nRun chasing your shadow\r\nAll morning; then you can \r\nChase it home all afternoon.\r\n\r\nhttp:\/\/www.textfiles.com\/<a href=\"http:\/\/www.textfiles.com\/magazines\/ATI\/journal.txt\" target=\"_blank\">magazines\/ATI\/journal.txt<\/a><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Violence impacted to society; Embedded in life. No capo, slide, fuzz pedal or Delay &#8211; no fingerpicks or Teleprompter, just play. Eugene O&#8217;Neill wallops the skipper With words and rocks the boat, Frank Sinatra &#8220;does it [his] way&#8221; Rooted in divine inspiration, He claims. Apple falls on head and Turns lightbulb on jouncing Thought, slurping [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,15,14,13,9,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-academic","category-food","category-humor","category-mundane-or-sublime","category-pop-culture","category-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=715"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1166,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715\/revisions\/1166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}