{"id":842,"date":"2011-05-17T08:26:12","date_gmt":"2011-05-17T15:26:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=842"},"modified":"2011-05-17T08:41:16","modified_gmt":"2011-05-17T15:41:16","slug":"my-quahog-is-hoggin-the-beach-lyrics-to-a-song-i-should-publish-soon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/?p=842","title":{"rendered":"My Quahog (Is Hoggin&#8217; The Beach:) Lyrics to a song I should publish soon!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lyrics to My Quahog (Is Hoggin&#8217; The Beach)<\/p>\n<p>by marco capelli frucht<\/p>\n<p>Not copyrighted yet, so please (don&#8217;t) steal&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image4quahogsong.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-846\" title=\"image4quahogsong\" src=\"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image4quahogsong-299x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"299\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image4quahogsong-299x300.jpg 299w, http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image4quahogsong-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image4quahogsong.jpg 622w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 299px) 100vw, 299px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My quahog is hoggin the beach&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s eaten up every and each<span> <\/span><\/p>\n<p>He eats all the snails and inhales the quails<\/p>\n<p>And even the sandcastles shovels and pails<\/p>\n<p>My quahog is hoggin the beach<\/p>\n<p>My quahog has eaten the trees<\/p>\n<p>The bushes and all of the bees<\/p>\n<p>The birds in the air and the crabs in your hair<\/p>\n<p>And even the dogs are now empty of fleas<\/p>\n<p>My quahog is hoggin the beach<\/p>\n<p>My Quahog has eaten the shops<\/p>\n<p>The ones witgh the moms and the pops<\/p>\n<p>He didn&#8217;t stop there he bought walmart fair share<\/p>\n<p>Even firmed up the rights to the breathable air<\/p>\n<p>My quahog is hoggin the beach<\/p>\n<p>[SPOKEN] This song in case you couldn&#8217;t tell is called<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My quahog is hoggin the beach&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My quahog has ate up the land<\/p>\n<p>He never even needed a hand<\/p>\n<p>All the farms and the shores and the 5 and dime stores<\/p>\n<p>With quarries and worries and slurries and hurries<\/p>\n<p>So listen to my story you must understand<\/p>\n<p>[SHOUTED] BEFORE IT&#8217;S TOO LATE AND HE EATS ALL THE SAND!<\/p>\n<p>My quahog is hoggin the beach<\/p>\n<p>My quahog is now after you<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s willing to start with your shoe<\/p>\n<p>Next is your ankle and both of your knees<\/p>\n<p>But after your soul will no longer be free<\/p>\n<p>I hear he&#8217;s got eyes on a child or two<\/p>\n<p>My quahog is hoggin the beach<\/p>\n<p>[SPOKEN] I have a question for you: would you rather be chowder or stew<\/p>\n<p>This is my quarrel with clams<\/p>\n<p>They multiply faster than yams<\/p>\n<p>They consume and consume<\/p>\n<p>Until then they presume<\/p>\n<p>And take flight for your room<\/p>\n<p>Eating all your perfume<\/p>\n<p>[SPOKEN] Like a Quahog will do: You know how they are<\/p>\n<p>When he chases your shoe and consumes it like stew<\/p>\n<p>As soon as he reaches the coast with the beaches<\/p>\n<p>For any and eaches.<\/p>\n<p>My quahog is hoggin, the&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>beeeeeeeeeeeeach.<\/p>\n<p>2 good places to hear this song are:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.reverbnation.com\/artist\/song_details\/8376861\">http:\/\/www.reverbnation.com\/artist\/song_details\/8376861<\/a><\/p>\n<p>or:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/soundcloud.com\/atizine\/my-quahog-is-hoggin-the-beach\">http:\/\/soundcloud.com\/atizine\/my-quahog-is-hoggin-the-beach<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And a good place to watch a homemade music video I did of it is:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Gn8TKn4tv1U\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Gn8TKn4tv1U<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lyrics to My Quahog (Is Hoggin&#8217; The Beach) by marco capelli frucht Not copyrighted yet, so please (don&#8217;t) steal&#8230; My quahog is hoggin the beach&#8230; He&#8217;s eaten up every and each He eats all the snails and inhales the quails And even the sandcastles shovels and pails My quahog is hoggin the beach My quahog [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,15,14,13,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-academic","category-food","category-humor","category-mundane-or-sublime","category-music-and-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=842"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":844,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions\/844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muffinbottoms.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}