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JOURNAL POEM 3

JOURNAL POEM 3
by marco.
previously published in a 33-poem book of
poetry entitled “I Slurp My Coffee.” (c)1995

Old Pomes. New Pomes.
Borrowed pomes; blue pomes.
Funny pomes, sad pomes; goofy and glad pomes.
Pomes pomes. pomes [...]

Open Letter To NLON CG About BP Disaster Recovery

Hi there,
Could you pass this along to NLON Coast Guard, or perhaps get me the address for the suggestions? My idea is to dump many sunflower seeds onto the biggest pudding textures of the oil on the surface of the water. They’re likely to soak up not just the surface oils but also soak up [...]

Sometimes You War; Sometimes You Dialogue; Sometimes You Do Both.

“Sometimes it’s a good day to die, sometimes it’s a good day to have breakfast.” — Thomas Builds-the-Fire
College teacher Julie Jennings conveys the following breaking news:
“The 3-20-10 Providence Protest has sparked a dialogue with the game’s publisher. The game-maker is starting to consider Native pre-testing of the game. Julie Jennings would like [...]

Two High Points From My Time At The NAMMYS This Year.

There were many high points at this year’s Nammys.  (11th annual, at Seneca Niagara casino)

Here go just two. And both take place in the elevators, believe it or not. First was riding the elevator with the late Ritchie Valens’ brother Mario and his sister Irma, and two little girls who didn’t know any of us. [...]

Fox pilot entitled ‘Glee’ a smash hit in realtime!!!

· Yay, I found one (count ‘em 1) person who hated #glee : @miffthefox18 minutes ago from web

· @ncmacasl sounds like fox is going to replay it a bunch of times all summer so I think you’re in luck. 20 minutes ago from web in reply to ncmacasl

· @DCDiva28 Oh yeah, terry [...]

Happy 5th of Mayo!

Happy 5th of mayo, everyone…

http://www.folkalley.com/music/peteseeger
http://www.democracynow.org/2006/9/4/we_shall_overcome_an_hour_with Pete Seeger!
http://narcosphere.narconews.com/thefield/seeger-concert-new-york-shall-rise-again

SCOOP: Ashton Kutcher 2 film his own bodyhair waxing. Will keep U posted.

SCOOP:
Ashton Kutcher is planning on filming
his own painful chest & bodyhair waxing
4 stickam or liveleak or something.
I’ll keep U posted.

My Time In The ‘Circus.’

hahahaha. one morning I wanted to run away and join the circus but then started to put my brown, black, tan and green lipstick all over my face and the rest of my battledress uniform there in a barracks in colorado springs in the army, looked in the mirror and realized I was already in.


Bruce Sterling Gets It! Cypherpunk Author Knows How 2 Twitter.

So I was NOT surprised that Bruce Sterling would really know how to use Twitter effectively.
Here’s just one great example and then a link or two to some of his earlier works for any who don’t already know him.

Collapsonomics, Econocataclysm, Uneconomy, The Opportunity, Economy 3.0, The Crisis, The Long Emergency, The New Dark Ages15 minutes [...]

What you need to know about the Grammys 51

Here we give you some play by play and chatter during
the Grammys’ 51st ceremony.
Before we get to what they broadcast last nite, I’ll
mention that Leo Fender’ wife accepted his Technical
Award for designing guitars & amps.
And my friend Martha’s Saxophonist, Randy Brecker won
the grammy for best contemporary jazz rekkid.
Daft Punk is a noshow at the Grammys? [...]