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08/31/2008

some good instructive emergency info for the NOLA area

Filed under: Academic,Mundane Or Sublime,News,Tech — admin @ 12:43 pm

My friend Patrick lives some number of miles due north of where Katrina and Rita was so devastating.

His wife and son and he volunteered right there in the parishes during the aftermath. Here’s some really good advice he’s sharing around the interwebs:

Ok, we all know about Gustav heading this way.

Now would be a good time to make contact with your friends and family along the coast. If they’re there, encourage them to evacuate.
If they (or you) do, keep this in mind:

Set up arrangements to stay somewhere until everything settles down.

Carry enough cash for food, lodging and gas. Be careful: the closer to the coast, the likelihood of finding gas decreases. Don’t get caught on “E” at a station that ran out of gas a few minutes before. Also, ATM’s may not work.

Carry a few blankets and gallon jugs of water with you. Also, carry food that won’t spoil easily; you may not be able to stop for food along the way.

Toilet supplies and meds (bring the bottle with the label from the pharmacy; if you run out, it will be easier to get refills) Also, if nature calls while on the road, carry at least one roll of toilet paper with you. That way, you’ll ALWAYS have at least one roll with you, even if the “facilities” do not.

Important papers (marriage license, birth certificate, insurance policies, deeds, etc.) Put them in a place only you know about. You may need them. And, you don’t want them to come up damaged or missing.

Portable radio with extra batteries. If you’re close to NOLA, you can pick up WWL-AM easily (870 AM) but at night you can pick it up pretty much anywhere. During Katrina, they were basically a lifeline between NOLA and the rest of the world, and probably will be now as well. Their info is basically real-time (even better than CNN or FNC) and the on-air staff know the area well.

Check about contraflow. Contraflow is using interstate highways to evacuate. a certain area. In short, all traffic goes in one way for a specified length of highway. So far, sections of I-55 and I-59 near the MS/LA line are used for contraflow. MHP and MDOT will mark the sections clearly. If you have questions, don’t be afraid to ask.
You certainly don’t want to be the only northbound driver on a southbound piece of interstate!

08/30/2008

Sarah Palin, The Wrong Middle Aged White Man For The Job.

Filed under: News — admin @ 8:00 am

Sarah Palin’s acceptance speech was quite telling.

http://community.adn.com/adn/node/130001

I’m not sure many rightwingers will see through her crap. And the ones who will are already planning on voting for Ron Paul anyhew, so that’s not that important to me.

The truth is very important though so I’ll point one thing out from her speech; since she applauded Hillary Clinton for leaving what she calls “cracks” in the glass ceiling.

I’m sure Sarah Palin is a nice enough human being otherwise, but I gotta ask if she’s smoking crack!

Will Sarah Palin open or lift any ceilings? She sounds pretty anti-women to me. She sounds quite anti-human rights in general. She wants to drill the hell out of ANWR despite common knowlege that destroying that entire region will elicit only a small amount of fuel oil, and that the benefits won’t start until 6, 9, or 13 years from now depending on which experts you read.

Alls I can say besides all that is it’s going to be quite interesting when she starts debating against Biden. Especially when topics of womens’ rights come up.

Sure he’s a middle aged white man, I bet she’ll start with that. Trying to attack by suggesting that he can only empathise and can’t relate. He’ll lob a volley across her bow by pointing out that he penned the “violence against women” act in ’94.

If she doesn’t admit defeat right there and then, he’ll most likely mention that she can’t get very far trying to label herself “prochoice” and made a choice to raise a child with Downs Syndrome, and that’s why she wants to overturn roe v wade, etc., etc., etc.

Overall I’m glad that a woman was nominated as VP. But it’s the wrong woman. She’s smug, she’s elitist, she’s meanspirited toward the poor and she’s got a sleazy corrupt oil-baron as a husband. There are half a dozen scandals back in Alaska tied to her before she even starts and I’m sure there’s more just waiting to be vetted after the fact.

Big mistake on John McCain’s part. But on the very shallowest I’ll give him kudos for picking a woman. Any woman. Nice try though.

I want a woman president someday. I didn’t think Hillary was right for 5 or 6 reasons I won’t go into. I think Sarah’s wrong for at least 10 reasons before I do any additional Google searches!

I’ll put it this way.

Hillary Clinton was the wrong multimillionaire middle-aged white man for the job.

Sarah Palin is DEFINITELY the wrong miltimillionaire slightly younger middle-aged white man for the job!

08/28/2008

Quote From The DNC Con

Filed under: Mundane Or Sublime,News — admin @ 8:34 pm

“Win or lose, the significance of the fact that I’m raising my two little black men in a world where an Obama exists can not be overstated.”

— Scott Hanselman

via twitter

http://twitter.com/shanselman/statuses/902479036

08/20/2008

No Longer A Fan Of Richard Cheese

Filed under: Food,Humor,Music and Stuff,News,Tech — admin @ 1:20 pm

I used to think Richard Cheese was a hoot.

I told lots of friends about him.

What he lacked in creativity he made up for in humor.

He must be out of material because now he’s started assaulting his fans. Both verbally and physically. Something tells me he’s having personal problems. And his handlers are cleaning up after him maybe.

So not even an hour ago there was a video of him grabbing a camcorder out of someone’s hands, and then throwing it at him, and when he realized someone else got his assault on camera he tried spitting half a drink all over him. Dozens got him on camera doing this because he was onstage in a “New Media” conference and no one was told they WEREN’T allowed to film.

Now he’s going after every single person who publishes about his tantrum at places like Youtube so he can force them to take down their journalism. Fascist bastard!

http://matthewebel.com/main/2008/08/20/how-not-to-treat-your-fans
http://averagesamaritan.wordpress.com/2008/08/20/post-27-controlling-your-identity-in-the-social-media-world-or-richard-cheese-is-an-asshole
http://twitter.com/atizine/statuses/893620306
http://twitter.com/atizine/statuses/893602214

As I look back I think about one thing. I’m really glad that the only CDs of his I ever purchased were about ten cents on the dollar at Tower Records’ going out of business sale two Christmas’s ago!

08/09/2008

BLOGGING MY MAGICKAL GUITARS

Filed under: Music and Stuff — admin @ 6:01 pm
Guitar's Name Is Alma!

I currently have 5 guitars I’ve kept all these years because of a certain “je-ne-sais-quois” they possess. 3 folk; one classic, 1 electric;

In all these years of playing, repairing, building, I have sold off, given away and thrown out each and every other guitar only to keep these. After all these years. I’m setting out to blog each one over time.

Here’s the first; my newest.

#5 Handmade bamboo guitar from the Phillipines.

Created by Jun Reputana.

So what’s so special about my bamboo guitar from the Phillipines? It’s loud. It’s sonorous, it’s bright, it’s bassy, it’s precise. What else can I say. It’s weird? It’s beautiful. It’s got sweet spots that go right to your heart.

Acoustically.

From far away even. The action will be easy with a little work, and it seems to be patterned after a fairly old Martin D-28 although I think it was made 2-5 years ago.

Bamboo neck, bamboo body, bamboo headstock. Bamboo almost every THING! The inlay spots are black pearl, from shells that the creator wanders around a beach to find on his own whenever he starts a new guitar.

And when I say handmade, I’m talking about standard, ancient and reliable but sturdy tools. Hand saws and stuff. Wow.

Are there more than 20,000 other guitars in history made that way? That’s only part of what I’m talking about when I say magic. You really have to hear it and feel it to see what I mean. So just take my word for it for now.

[GUITAR’S NAME HERE: Alma!]

So how did I acquire Alma?
I pointed it out in a coffee shop because of the strange hand made case. By shape you can tell it’s a guitar case, but it really looks more like a footlocker that has travelled the oceans. The handle is literally a drawer handle with phillips head screws keeping it fast. Three hasps keep the top secured. Wooden pegs or locks, your call.
“What’s that guitar all about?” I ask the owner.
“You like it?”
“It’s neat, but what kind of guitar is it? And what’s its story?”
“Open it, you like it?”
“Kinda,” I say opening it. “Nice. I do.” It’s odd looking because I’ve never seen a guitar entirely made out of bamboo before. (The fretboard *might* be jackfruit, but I’m pretty sure it too is heavily dyed bamboo woods)
“Take it home. I’m sick of looking at it every day. It’s been here since last fall,” he says. And then he proceeds to tell me everything he doesn’t like about it. The flaws, how the maker must be unskilled, etc.
“Sure, thanks.” I tell him I’ll string it up and if it works out ok make it work, and if not I’ll make artwork out of it like I’ve done so many other times. It was missing a bridge pin, and had not been strung in a while, but other than that was intact and serviceable.
So I got it home, put a bridge pin on it, and strung it up. And tuned it.

Oh my gawd!!!

It sounded awesome even working its way TOWARD in-tune. Let’s put it this way. No other guitar I’ve ever played has sounded good between 420 and 432 A. Most guitars only sound good between 440 and 455ish, and much higher than that you’ll watch the whole face cave in and become unrepairable. Well this one doesn’t need to even come up to concert pitch to sound exciting. I really hope I can share that with you some day. And that’s the rest of the magic that I’m not even going to describe in this blog. It’s there.
I’ll close with one last description of other peoples’ description of this magic and then a link or two about Jun Reputana who made this guitar.
I check 7 music stores working my way from far ones to the nearest ones before finding a gig bag I want to fit with this fine pony.

Caruso’s in Downtown New London, CT has a new line of cases by a British company called Ritter. They specialize in Yoga equipment, upscale luggage and guitar cases.
I purchase one and open my other case to carefully move my guitar into it and see if they fit together.
“Wow, what is that?” says John the drum guy at that store asking what kind of wood it has.
“Bamboo I say, wanna play it?” I hand it to him.
He strums it once and yells, “Oh my gawd! Hey, Rich,” he shouts across the room to one of the owners. “You have to hear this guitar.”
Rich signals that he’s on the phone and will deal with it later. Another salesman I never met before asks to play it while we’re waiting together for Rich to get off the fone.
He loves it too. Rich has seen it all. Been running music stores since I was a little kid. Plays it more nonchalant than the others at first. I watch him strum some of those “show off a guitar in a salesroom” jazz chords with the occasional sweet licks in between and I can see that he’s really excited about it.
“Not bad” is all we get out of him verbally, but you should’ve seen the look on his face.

So I go to my favorite coffeeshop to hang out and use wifi and stuff, and the salesman I hadn’t met before comes in. (never did get his name) He tells me that after my guitar and I left the shop he googled it and got blown away by what he found.

Here this guitar here: [] here:  [] & here: []

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