Hi there,
Could you pass this along to NLON Coast Guard, or perhaps get me the address for the suggestions? My idea is to dump many sunflower seeds onto the biggest pudding textures of the oil on the surface of the water. They’re likely to soak up not just the surface oils but also soak up a whole bunch from underneath until complete saturation.
Then use technologies you already have to scoop up tons of the filled up sunflower seeds.
And lastly you cold-press the little buggers like they were so many olives and the juice you’ll have will be a new invention of bio-diesel you’ll have helped me invent. A hybrid half “dino-diesel” half veggie oil that won’t blow up engines, never needs a preheat, and doesn’t pollute too much.
Trademark it before me just because I’m middle-class and I’ll kick your ass.
J/K, you can have it Pro-Bono as my next gift to society.
Sincerely,
Marco