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09/01/2008

A Nonlinear Explanation Of Hurricanes Floods Tornados…

Filed under: Academic,Mundane Or Sublime — admin @ 9:57 am

I can’t explain the coyote problems right now but I’ll guess
out loud that it’s got to do with choices we make to kill
cougars rather than entice them away from populated areas.

Couldn’t we have at least had the courage to use nets and/or
tranquilizer darts??? No, more need for target practice with
high powered laser sited machine guns and stuff.

Let’s just say wildlife in general is seeming agitated to our eyes’
view because of all the heightened seismic activities everywhere.

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/index.php

Most anglos don’t notice these kinds of things but we ALL should.

Here goes:

Sinkholes are easy.
We’ve taken too much ground water OUT of the
ground and used it disrespectfully.
Rather than drinking it, washing
our friends and relatives (and even enemies’) feet and stuff, we’ve
used it to water our lawns and golf courses; wash our cars and slurry
coal thousands of miles away from our mines.
We used too much
steam for engines and to pull water out of mines when we should’ve
been using sailboats just as often if not more often than steamers.

Now that there’s so much less water underneath us (and what’s left
of the water, we’re both trying to suck faster, and polluting to the
point where it’ll make us sick to drink) what do you think.
Does anyone
really expect it to just magically fill back up with more water? Or is
grass supposed to grow downward and fill in all the blankspots???

So under those holes is nothing but air. Pockets of air.
Some of them
sit there just fine until rocks, or oil, or water, or molybednium
wiggle around and shift in. This can take decades. Sometimes minutes.

Othertimes they shift around and the rocks and dirt and grass and people
above just fall right in.

That’s sinkholes.

Now tornados are going to sound a little more convoluted, but it’s simple
really.
I learned this from a very old woman who was very wise and has
spoken publickly and officially to leaders in England, Japan, NYC and
other places, and guess what? Most of us pretended to listen, hear her
just fine and then forgot she ever said anything.
Well, then that’s what
we get, huh?

So here it is. Tornados.

There is a direct “cousin” relationship between uranium and thunder/lightning.

The uranium under the ground does what it does and the thunder and lightning
above the ground does what it does.
It corrects many things but can move uranium
about an inch at the most.

Whenever needed.

Well, that had been going on for thousands of years when the only time
people took uranium out of the ground was a little tiny bit of whitish
yellow flaky stuff to put in a sachel and heal leukemias and other cancers
and stuff.

http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/getForecast?query=black%20mesa%20&wuSelect=WEATHER

But now we’re taking uranium out of the ground by the metric ton every
hour.

So now there’s not just blank spots under the ground from lack of water,
there are pockets where we mined the hell out of all the uranium.

So along comes the thunder and lightening to see if any corrections
need to be made. Yes, “time to get busy. Holy fuck.
I can only move it
an inch, not yards and miles.

THIS IS A JOB FOR TORNADO.

Along comes the tornados and they make some serious corrections.

Yes, people die, the earth moves aggressively and other innocent
creatures suffer as well.

I won’t say “the chickens have come home to roost” because
your mind will turn off and your hatred will take over and you’ll
stay on the suffering/killing/destroying side.

I won’t even use your own Bible expression about reaping and
sowing because in your efforts to hate and fear non-xtian things
you’ve ignored this kind of stuff and rebuilt your own world around
revenge, hatred, destruction and death.

I’ll just say if you walk around delicately living your entire life in
balance with mother earth, the universe and EVERY other animal
and person you encounter, you’ll do just fine.
Earth changes will
come and go for another many thousands of years and you and yours
will live as long as you’re supposed to, and you’ll die the very
millisecond you’re supposed to, not an hour earlier, not an hour
later.

If not? Well, don’t step near that sinkhole and you might want to keep
from getting too close to that cougar, s/he doesn’t seem to recognize you.

cheers,
marco

08/31/2008

some good instructive emergency info for the NOLA area

Filed under: Academic,Mundane Or Sublime,News,Tech — admin @ 12:43 pm

My friend Patrick lives some number of miles due north of where Katrina and Rita was so devastating.

His wife and son and he volunteered right there in the parishes during the aftermath. Here’s some really good advice he’s sharing around the interwebs:

Ok, we all know about Gustav heading this way.

Now would be a good time to make contact with your friends and family along the coast. If they’re there, encourage them to evacuate.
If they (or you) do, keep this in mind:

Set up arrangements to stay somewhere until everything settles down.

Carry enough cash for food, lodging and gas. Be careful: the closer to the coast, the likelihood of finding gas decreases. Don’t get caught on “E” at a station that ran out of gas a few minutes before. Also, ATM’s may not work.

Carry a few blankets and gallon jugs of water with you. Also, carry food that won’t spoil easily; you may not be able to stop for food along the way.

Toilet supplies and meds (bring the bottle with the label from the pharmacy; if you run out, it will be easier to get refills) Also, if nature calls while on the road, carry at least one roll of toilet paper with you. That way, you’ll ALWAYS have at least one roll with you, even if the “facilities” do not.

Important papers (marriage license, birth certificate, insurance policies, deeds, etc.) Put them in a place only you know about. You may need them. And, you don’t want them to come up damaged or missing.

Portable radio with extra batteries. If you’re close to NOLA, you can pick up WWL-AM easily (870 AM) but at night you can pick it up pretty much anywhere. During Katrina, they were basically a lifeline between NOLA and the rest of the world, and probably will be now as well. Their info is basically real-time (even better than CNN or FNC) and the on-air staff know the area well.

Check about contraflow. Contraflow is using interstate highways to evacuate. a certain area. In short, all traffic goes in one way for a specified length of highway. So far, sections of I-55 and I-59 near the MS/LA line are used for contraflow. MHP and MDOT will mark the sections clearly. If you have questions, don’t be afraid to ask.
You certainly don’t want to be the only northbound driver on a southbound piece of interstate!

08/30/2008

Sarah Palin, The Wrong Middle Aged White Man For The Job.

Filed under: News — admin @ 8:00 am

Sarah Palin’s acceptance speech was quite telling.

http://community.adn.com/adn/node/130001

I’m not sure many rightwingers will see through her crap. And the ones who will are already planning on voting for Ron Paul anyhew, so that’s not that important to me.

The truth is very important though so I’ll point one thing out from her speech; since she applauded Hillary Clinton for leaving what she calls “cracks” in the glass ceiling.

I’m sure Sarah Palin is a nice enough human being otherwise, but I gotta ask if she’s smoking crack!

Will Sarah Palin open or lift any ceilings? She sounds pretty anti-women to me. She sounds quite anti-human rights in general. She wants to drill the hell out of ANWR despite common knowlege that destroying that entire region will elicit only a small amount of fuel oil, and that the benefits won’t start until 6, 9, or 13 years from now depending on which experts you read.

Alls I can say besides all that is it’s going to be quite interesting when she starts debating against Biden. Especially when topics of womens’ rights come up.

Sure he’s a middle aged white man, I bet she’ll start with that. Trying to attack by suggesting that he can only empathise and can’t relate. He’ll lob a volley across her bow by pointing out that he penned the “violence against women” act in ’94.

If she doesn’t admit defeat right there and then, he’ll most likely mention that she can’t get very far trying to label herself “prochoice” and made a choice to raise a child with Downs Syndrome, and that’s why she wants to overturn roe v wade, etc., etc., etc.

Overall I’m glad that a woman was nominated as VP. But it’s the wrong woman. She’s smug, she’s elitist, she’s meanspirited toward the poor and she’s got a sleazy corrupt oil-baron as a husband. There are half a dozen scandals back in Alaska tied to her before she even starts and I’m sure there’s more just waiting to be vetted after the fact.

Big mistake on John McCain’s part. But on the very shallowest I’ll give him kudos for picking a woman. Any woman. Nice try though.

I want a woman president someday. I didn’t think Hillary was right for 5 or 6 reasons I won’t go into. I think Sarah’s wrong for at least 10 reasons before I do any additional Google searches!

I’ll put it this way.

Hillary Clinton was the wrong multimillionaire middle-aged white man for the job.

Sarah Palin is DEFINITELY the wrong miltimillionaire slightly younger middle-aged white man for the job!

08/28/2008

Quote From The DNC Con

Filed under: Mundane Or Sublime,News — admin @ 8:34 pm

“Win or lose, the significance of the fact that I’m raising my two little black men in a world where an Obama exists can not be overstated.”

— Scott Hanselman

via twitter

http://twitter.com/shanselman/statuses/902479036

08/20/2008

No Longer A Fan Of Richard Cheese

Filed under: Food,Humor,Music and Stuff,News,Tech — admin @ 1:20 pm

I used to think Richard Cheese was a hoot.

I told lots of friends about him.

What he lacked in creativity he made up for in humor.

He must be out of material because now he’s started assaulting his fans. Both verbally and physically. Something tells me he’s having personal problems. And his handlers are cleaning up after him maybe.

So not even an hour ago there was a video of him grabbing a camcorder out of someone’s hands, and then throwing it at him, and when he realized someone else got his assault on camera he tried spitting half a drink all over him. Dozens got him on camera doing this because he was onstage in a “New Media” conference and no one was told they WEREN’T allowed to film.

Now he’s going after every single person who publishes about his tantrum at places like Youtube so he can force them to take down their journalism. Fascist bastard!

http://matthewebel.com/main/2008/08/20/how-not-to-treat-your-fans
http://averagesamaritan.wordpress.com/2008/08/20/post-27-controlling-your-identity-in-the-social-media-world-or-richard-cheese-is-an-asshole
http://twitter.com/atizine/statuses/893620306
http://twitter.com/atizine/statuses/893602214

As I look back I think about one thing. I’m really glad that the only CDs of his I ever purchased were about ten cents on the dollar at Tower Records’ going out of business sale two Christmas’s ago!

08/09/2008

BLOGGING MY MAGICKAL GUITARS

Filed under: Music and Stuff — admin @ 6:01 pm
Guitar's Name Is Alma!

I currently have 5 guitars I’ve kept all these years because of a certain “je-ne-sais-quois” they possess. 3 folk; one classic, 1 electric;

In all these years of playing, repairing, building, I have sold off, given away and thrown out each and every other guitar only to keep these. After all these years. I’m setting out to blog each one over time.

Here’s the first; my newest.

#5 Handmade bamboo guitar from the Phillipines.

Created by Jun Reputana.

So what’s so special about my bamboo guitar from the Phillipines? It’s loud. It’s sonorous, it’s bright, it’s bassy, it’s precise. What else can I say. It’s weird? It’s beautiful. It’s got sweet spots that go right to your heart.

Acoustically.

From far away even. The action will be easy with a little work, and it seems to be patterned after a fairly old Martin D-28 although I think it was made 2-5 years ago.

Bamboo neck, bamboo body, bamboo headstock. Bamboo almost every THING! The inlay spots are black pearl, from shells that the creator wanders around a beach to find on his own whenever he starts a new guitar.

And when I say handmade, I’m talking about standard, ancient and reliable but sturdy tools. Hand saws and stuff. Wow.

Are there more than 20,000 other guitars in history made that way? That’s only part of what I’m talking about when I say magic. You really have to hear it and feel it to see what I mean. So just take my word for it for now.

[GUITAR’S NAME HERE: Alma!]

So how did I acquire Alma?
I pointed it out in a coffee shop because of the strange hand made case. By shape you can tell it’s a guitar case, but it really looks more like a footlocker that has travelled the oceans. The handle is literally a drawer handle with phillips head screws keeping it fast. Three hasps keep the top secured. Wooden pegs or locks, your call.
“What’s that guitar all about?” I ask the owner.
“You like it?”
“It’s neat, but what kind of guitar is it? And what’s its story?”
“Open it, you like it?”
“Kinda,” I say opening it. “Nice. I do.” It’s odd looking because I’ve never seen a guitar entirely made out of bamboo before. (The fretboard *might* be jackfruit, but I’m pretty sure it too is heavily dyed bamboo woods)
“Take it home. I’m sick of looking at it every day. It’s been here since last fall,” he says. And then he proceeds to tell me everything he doesn’t like about it. The flaws, how the maker must be unskilled, etc.
“Sure, thanks.” I tell him I’ll string it up and if it works out ok make it work, and if not I’ll make artwork out of it like I’ve done so many other times. It was missing a bridge pin, and had not been strung in a while, but other than that was intact and serviceable.
So I got it home, put a bridge pin on it, and strung it up. And tuned it.

Oh my gawd!!!

It sounded awesome even working its way TOWARD in-tune. Let’s put it this way. No other guitar I’ve ever played has sounded good between 420 and 432 A. Most guitars only sound good between 440 and 455ish, and much higher than that you’ll watch the whole face cave in and become unrepairable. Well this one doesn’t need to even come up to concert pitch to sound exciting. I really hope I can share that with you some day. And that’s the rest of the magic that I’m not even going to describe in this blog. It’s there.
I’ll close with one last description of other peoples’ description of this magic and then a link or two about Jun Reputana who made this guitar.
I check 7 music stores working my way from far ones to the nearest ones before finding a gig bag I want to fit with this fine pony.

Caruso’s in Downtown New London, CT has a new line of cases by a British company called Ritter. They specialize in Yoga equipment, upscale luggage and guitar cases.
I purchase one and open my other case to carefully move my guitar into it and see if they fit together.
“Wow, what is that?” says John the drum guy at that store asking what kind of wood it has.
“Bamboo I say, wanna play it?” I hand it to him.
He strums it once and yells, “Oh my gawd! Hey, Rich,” he shouts across the room to one of the owners. “You have to hear this guitar.”
Rich signals that he’s on the phone and will deal with it later. Another salesman I never met before asks to play it while we’re waiting together for Rich to get off the fone.
He loves it too. Rich has seen it all. Been running music stores since I was a little kid. Plays it more nonchalant than the others at first. I watch him strum some of those “show off a guitar in a salesroom” jazz chords with the occasional sweet licks in between and I can see that he’s really excited about it.
“Not bad” is all we get out of him verbally, but you should’ve seen the look on his face.

So I go to my favorite coffeeshop to hang out and use wifi and stuff, and the salesman I hadn’t met before comes in. (never did get his name) He tells me that after my guitar and I left the shop he googled it and got blown away by what he found.

Here this guitar here: [] here:  [] & here: []

07/29/2008

Open Letter To Mika Brzezinski

Filed under: Academic,Humor,News,Sports — admin @ 5:20 am

Enjoyed watching you check Rick Davis for making a “bad call.” (Attacking Obama on the Troops issue at the end of his trip.) Joe had to “hold you back.” That was fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6p5KTOGsDs

Here’s the deal. A couple of months ago I mentioned to Obama Girl and a bunch of my personal friends that we all should start a bogus 527 corporation, make a few attack ads that seem moderately edgy and let the GOP send us a ton of contracts. And once the first large check cleared we’d launch our first real ad.

A venomous attack on Obama that was so stupid, so over the top, so out of it and ignorant that everyone would know it can’t be anything else but a huge fanboy ad FOR Obama.

Well now I’m watching this “Obama Hates The Troops” meme spread across the land faster than a seven-year itch and realizing something.

Why waste money OR time. The GOP’s doing it for free!

Cheers, and happy Tuesday.

marco

07/27/2008

We MUST Stop Our Military From Raping

Filed under: Mundane Or Sublime,News — admin @ 6:53 am

With heavy heart and a great sadness I must republish this piece I wrote in GI Special magazine a while back.

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Fellow military men.
I say this with the heaviest friggin’ heart I can ever have.
Rape in the military is out of control.
It has been out of control for a very long time.

Until all women have learned Aikido and made themselves capable of kicking our asses if/when they need to, it will remain OUR role to stop other men from raping them.
It is our burden to find out it is happening, and to stop it when we find out — before it happens if/when that is ever possible.
And it will forever remain our guilt whenever we know something is up and choose to STAY un-involved or worse yet, complicitous.

Why do I say this?
Let me put it this way.

It was 1988. I was stationed in South Carolina.
I was invited to a famous hotel near an even more famous golf course. I was told I could join a “train” if I wanted to.
YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. It is time to discuss these issues head on. A train is when a drunk woman lays there and allows many different men she doesn’t even know jump her bones and rape her limp and lifeless body.
I was very young, and I was curious.

I looked ahead of the line I was invited to join, into the room to the open door and saw perhaps one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen in my life.
A woman about my age was a zombie with half open eyes. Buck naked and bruised all over her body. She was in the middle of having sex with perhaps the 20th soldier in this past hour. There was a line of a dozen or more people ahead of where I could have chosen to join in.

She was too drunk to have any idea what was continuing on. I have no idea if she consented to any part of this at all. I will never know that; and I will never know who she was. I’ll never even know if she was OK afterward. I left instead of joining that line; but I also did not do anything to stop it, or tell anyone about it for a few years.

When I finally did mention this to a few people many were not surprised, and some seemed to wonder why I even cared. Why it even bothered me
Many confided in me that they had seen these events as a fairly common weekend thing in the military.

Blame the victim, etc.

Anyhow, I’ll close just saying that I’ve reflected on that and so many other issues a lot over the years, and for whatever reasons, our United States society is perhaps the most violent in the world; and U.S. military society seems to be the worst of the worst, especially when you take into account what a young female soldier must go through day in and day out, BEFORE YOU FACTOR IN THESE TRAINS even.
So again I say, we need to figure out how and when we can help put a stop to this kind of bullshit.

I say this now AFTER Lance Corporal (goddamned it, she was the same rank as me!!!) Maria Lauterbach has been brutally murdered, and after Suzanne Swift has tried to get the Army to let her go home, and after Janis Karpinski testified to Congress, but hopefully BEFORE another rape occurs.

http://www.lavenajohnson.com

07/24/2008

Publishing Over At AngryJournalist.com

Filed under: Academic,Mundane Or Sublime,News,Sports — admin @ 9:33 am

I haven’t sent anything in to angryjourno in a long time.

Perhaps because I haven’t been angry enough lately.

Here’s what I submitted. Maybe they’ll keep it, maybe they won’t. It cuts deeper than many of us want to feel really…

Why does CSJ (ChristopherColumbus School Of Journalism still carry the most power toward Pulitzers each year???

This is at least the third “new wave” of the “new journalism” not to mention that the Hunter S Thompsons and Ernest Hemingways of the world have come and gone.

And so should CSJ’s power have come and gone.

Nepotism and corruption should have no place in journalism; most notably when journalism’s main role since the 1500’s has been to out and illuminate that very greed and avarice.

Shame on the entire profession. Shame on each and every one of us for not spending enough of our every waking hours (and some of the sleeptime as well!) working on our own eternal vigilance.

Mac Users Can’t Hear My Music???

Filed under: Music and Stuff — admin @ 8:17 am


People with Macbooks are having trouble hearing the songs on my Myspace page. If you want those and more, just download the heck out of the following 2 albums at:

http://frucht.org/MarcoPlaysClassicalGuitar/MarcoPlaysClassicalGuitar.html

and:

http://frucht.org/letsstopthenextwar/letsstopthenextwar.html

(…and U can print the JewelCase right from the HTML. :))

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