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On the 12th day of (gen-x) xmas
My x-wife gave to me:

12 Loofah sponges
11 Former friends
10 Pages of taxes (the long form)
9 Divorce decrees in the local papers
8 Kids who flirt with me
7 Lawyers laughing
6 Lesbian vampire chicks cheering
5 Tons of Angst
4 Calling cards
3 Visas
2 Bill collectors
And a par-boiled box of rice half-full.