Army, the only place I know Where ladies room's nothing More than a men's room with The urinals duct-taped shut. Cedar wood and mud warm and Cozy... toasty dry despite Winter under and above clay. How do you reclaim a uranium Mine?!? City park? Golf - Course?? Sod farm??? Coffee and a warm sweetroll At Tuba City Truck Stop. If your herb garden grows Slow and late it's a thyme delay. Did you know that "wonton" Spelled backwards is "not now?" What d'ya call a whatchamacallit Shop? Just that. Last All-Hallows-Eve the baby Sitter went as a leather mouse What're you?? I'm a mud bog. Or was that a ground hog? Tse Bonito and Window Rock... Ancient tourist traps... Oraibi... the oldest... Taos, Tuscon, or Taylor... Which is trendier? Electric cello: like Woodie Guthrie Walking into Karaoke nite at Lulu's Luscious Locust, 14th and Ave. X. C&W music in a major way... Conway Twitty's where I get Off this ride. & change channels. 6-Foot Wedgie plays a gig at The Russian Lady restaurant. Que concept... like cranberry nut Frybread. Paul Harvey is like the Faded fotocopy of Will Rogers. Woke up with either pigsnot and Venom, vim and vinegar or Just A whole bunch of vigorous Vitality. Or was it just the Vidal Sassoon??? Homemade blood sausage. Takes guts To eat. Taste good, like a tender Spinach leaf. I'd try anything Once... that was my once, like a Sliced intestine full of leftovers. If squash is 1 of the 3 sisters, She must be the short one. Bacitracin can't compete w/ pinon pine sap.
And JC Penier, clothier to the
Mallrat knows nothing of KMarticus,
The bluelight king of Upholstry;
Neither knows thing of braintanning.
So Navajo Nation’s only radio station
Plays hit kicking country. Western.
You know you need a bath when
The sheep won’t let you in the pen
If even 2 let them out.
Previously published in a $5 Chapbook entitled "I Slurp My Coffee." Currently released as an album at: http://www.reverbnation.com/marcfruchtpoet And you can get the whole album as a printable .zip file at: http://www.frucht.org/Poems4RobertaBlackgoat.zip