Muffin Bottoms [not] Just another WordPress weblog

Now that Pfizer’s safety measures contracted the dreaded flu,
We’ll never be able to keep from calling it swine;
Perhaps a common symptom no one noticed in the hullabaloo
Would be coherence falling out of line.

(7575 by the way. :))

H1N1 spread to Pfizer’s safety measures
=    H1N1 spread to Pfizer despite safety measures

or maybe

H1N1 spread to Pfizer’s safety measures
=  H1N1 spread to Pfizer; safety measures taken

or simply

H1N1 spread to Pfizer’s safety measures
=  H1N1 spread to Pfizer; safety measures

I’m wracking my brain trying to remember why
a bachelors degree is the only real prerequisite
for part time journalism jobs.
http://www.wtnh.com/dpp/news/news_wtnh_pfizer_precautionary_measures_h1n1_200905061643_rev1

http://angryjournalist.com