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Two important things we should never forget about Janet Jackson’s “accidental” wardrobe malfunction.

1) Justin Timberlake singing “I’ll have you naked by the end of this song”

2) Companion cable channel’s simulcast of a full contact bikini-clad touch football game where someone almost lost her bottom at the same exact time as Janet’s nipple slip.

We,

the viewers:

Are being played…

like a Wagner “Rienzi” at a WWII rally.