Collecting From the FB Crash Fiasco.
I don’t know about you, but I know people personally who simply cannot handle life, when a site like FaceBook crashes for even an hour or two. Holy cow people! Read a book or play an acoustic guitar until it comes back up.
Take back your life. You are NOT ruled by Turner Network Television; I assure you. You’re not! Oh well, until then, please share a chuckle at some of these responses to yesterday’s (and today’s) outage[s]:
I join Facebook for first time and it has a regional crash! 🙂 my luck 2 minutes ago via TwitBird iPad
I wonder why it hasn’t announced that Facebook is down? Was it a crash? Planned? We may never know. http://bit.ly/1a4tXW 12 minutes ago via Digsby
· mcdonald2009
#facebook is still down, it’s been over an hour believe it or not. I have confirmed that it’s not a full crash but still #facebookcrash 14 minutes ago via web
· leahxxlol
i love #twitter. It doesnt crash like #facebook😐 19 minutes ago via web
· atizine
I wonder if facebook crash reporting will crash twitter? Oh no, everyone will flood their way over to myspace, huh? 21 minutes ago via web
· QuietPimp
Wow…. it must some controversy over the new Facebook movie…. someone caused the website to crash… 21 minutes ago via txt
Facebook crash leads to population explosion; scientific and biological evidence to appear in 9 months. 26 minutes ago via web
#Facebook, you can crash anytime you want and I generally don’t care, but in the middle of breaking news? #angryface #sadface #punchyface 29 minutes ago via TweetDeck
I love how everyone jumped on Twitter cause Facebook is down. Let’s just hope Twitter doesn’t crash or we may actually have to work. 31 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
#Facebook crashed? I’m waiting for a baby announcement on it and it crashed? NOOOO! 2 minutes ago via web
facebook crashed because justin bieber is alive 2 minutes ago via web
facebook has crashed and i dont have a phone, dang, looks like I will have to do my homework after all. 21 minutes ago via web
I think all my postings on our Facebook fan page has forced Facebook to crash. That’s right, I crashed FB. Sorry. 16 minutes ago via TweetDeck
I uploaded this photo to facebook and I think it may have crashed the system! lol http://twitpic.com/2qxk7r about 1 hour ago via Twitpic
Friendster’s time to shine now that Facebook crashed about 1 hour ago via web
Facebook just crashed my Droid. I don’t even use Facebook… That’s another reason to hate Facebook. #facebookhater about 1 hour ago via web
Looks like facebook has sort of crashed. Bummer they don’t have a goofy Whale cartoon to tide me over. Point Twitter. about 17 hours ago via web
Facebook games announcement livestream crashed all 18 of my open browser windows. #multitasking about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck
twitter is crashed!!! #InOtherNews this just in MySpace & FaceBook is now over capacity 6:11 PM Sep 20th via web
What Happened to #effin #Facebook ????? This is the equivalent to the stock market crash! The Apocalypse is near!!! about 1 hour ago via web
The most passion I ever see my twitter feed express is when Facebook is down.
BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. U.S. climbs out of recession. @OPB
must….get….on….facebook.
I take a nap. and facebook goes away??? w.t.h.?????
Uninformative update from Facebook: they are aware some users having issues. Working on it.
oh no, facebook is down…i’m going to jump out the window. i can’t take it.
Since I can’t change my Facebook status to a complaint about Facebook being down, I’m gonna complain about it on Twitter. Take that!
Damn it #Facebook is down…. First twitter gets hacked now this…smh. All of this Internet terrorism…I can’t take it.
[ and these are just people in my own twitter circle. I bet there are even funnier posts out there in YOUR circles, eh? ]