Lyrics to My Quahog (Is Hoggin’ The Beach)
by marco capelli frucht
Not copyrighted yet, so please (don’t) steal…
My quahog is hoggin the beach…
He’s eaten up every and each
He eats all the snails and inhales the quails
And even the sandcastles shovels and pails
My quahog is hoggin the beach
My quahog has eaten the trees
The bushes and all of the bees
The birds in the air and the crabs in your hair
And even the dogs are now empty of fleas
My quahog is hoggin the beach
My Quahog has eaten the shops
The ones witgh the moms and the pops
He didn’t stop there he bought walmart fair share
Even firmed up the rights to the breathable air
My quahog is hoggin the beach
[SPOKEN] This song in case you couldn’t tell is called
“My quahog is hoggin the beach”
My quahog has ate up the land
He never even needed a hand
All the farms and the shores and the 5 and dime stores
With quarries and worries and slurries and hurries
So listen to my story you must understand
[SHOUTED] BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE AND HE EATS ALL THE SAND!
My quahog is hoggin the beach
My quahog is now after you
He’s willing to start with your shoe
Next is your ankle and both of your knees
But after your soul will no longer be free
I hear he’s got eyes on a child or two
My quahog is hoggin the beach
[SPOKEN] I have a question for you: would you rather be chowder or stew
This is my quarrel with clams
They multiply faster than yams
They consume and consume
Until then they presume
And take flight for your room
Eating all your perfume
[SPOKEN] Like a Quahog will do: You know how they are
When he chases your shoe and consumes it like stew
As soon as he reaches the coast with the beaches
For any and eaches.
My quahog is hoggin, the…
beeeeeeeeeeeeach.
2 good places to hear this song are:
http://www.reverbnation.com/artist/song_details/8376861
or:
http://soundcloud.com/atizine/my-quahog-is-hoggin-the-beach
And a good place to watch a homemade music video I did of it is: