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10/21/2011

Transcribing The Revolution — Let’s never 4get Dorothy Day. Never 4get Abbie Hoffman

“People galore” are starting to quote Abbie Hoffman about Occupy Wall Street and its possible relationship alongside the “Arab Spring.” Of course the irony from when Yipsters dropped 50 hundred dollar bills on the stock exchange floor starting a riot, was not lost on many of us right? There’s even a youtube of an old Abbie speech being used as a retort to a “999” republican presidential nomination hopeful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axpA12hbmao

I went back and looked over the transcript floating around the internet from Abbie’s Rutgers ’88 speech and noticed there were some important things missing despite what a great “rush transcript” it turned out to be, so here’s a first draft toward an exact relic of what Abbie said out loud on that great powerful, sublime, moment. I was there, I recorded it with a microcassette tape, I was blown away, and many things in my life including my guitar career, volunteerism, organizing, social networking, etc., are all pretty much thanks to Abbie Hoffman. So here you go. Enjoy. I’ll end this with links to the mp3, and other related things such as this commemoration I noticed today:

http://www.onthisdeity.com/12th-april-1989-%E2%80%93-the-revolutionary-suicide-of-abbie-hoffman/

I guess you can’t see my button. It says, “I fought tuition.” It’s a two- button set, actually. The second button says, “And tuition won.”

You should know that more than 650 students have registered as delegates here, representing over 130 different schools. You have come despite freezing weather and hard economic times to do something that I’m not sure anyone here is ready yet to comprehend. I am absolutely convinced that you are making history just by being here. You are proving that the image of the American college student as a career-interested, marriage- interested, self-centered yuppie is absolutely outdated, that a new age is on the rise, a new college student.

There’s been a lot of talk about comparing today to what went on in the sixties. I would remind you that in 1960, when we started the Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee of which I was a member, which went on to fight in the South in the civil rights movement, there were  less than 30 people came together to begin it. The famous Students for a Democratic Society, that you’re all reading about, was formed in 1962 with exactly 59 people representing. No one before has done anything this bold, imaginative, creative, and daring to bring together this many different strains of people together, who all believe in radical change in our society. It’s just an amazing feat. And I wish you the best of luck today, and especially tomorrow, when you have to make a decision of whether you go forward or backward.

I’d also like to take this moment to salute our glorious actor-in-chief: Happy Birthday Ronald Reagan! I hope he and Nancy are eating shitcakes tonite. I call all his speeches the “state of the onion address.” Is that bullcrap or what, like seven years bad luck all his speeches. I call them “Good Morning America” speeches. I don’t believe anyone in here believes it’s “Good morning in America” tonight.

I have a lot of speeches in my head: I give a speech on the CIA, urine testing, nuclear power, saving water: that’s my local battle, just down river from here We’re fighting the Philadelphia Electric Company’s attempt to steal the waters of the Delaware River for yet another nuclear plant. A local battle? I don’t know. One out of ten Americans drink from that river. I also speak on the modern history of student protest and on Central America, where I’ve been five times. Every time I get before a microphone I’m extremely nervous that chromosome damage and Alzheimer’s will take their toll and  I’ll come out foaming at the mouth, accusing the CIA of pissing in the nuclear plants, to poison the water, to burn out the minds of youth, so they’ll be easy cannon fodder for the Pentagon’s war in Central America. Actually, that’s probably not a bad speech.

On Tuesday I had to give a speech at the local grammar school to nine-year-olds. I said, “Go ahead, pick any subject you want.” They wanted to hear about hippies. My 16-year-old kid, America, heard me give this speech about how you can’t have political and social change without cultural change as well, they have to go hand in hand; and he said, “Daddy, you’re not gonna bring back the hippies, are you? The hippies go to Van Halen concerts, get drunk, throw up on their sweatshirts and beat up all the punks in town.” I said, “Okay, no hippies.” That was last year, this year he’s changed his mind. It’s amazing; his mother and I were activists in the sixties, and he heard all the anti-war stories over and over again, never believed any of it. Then one night last spring he saw the documentary “Twenty Years Ago Today” about the effect of the Beatles’ Sergeant Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band on us all. It’s about the only thing I’m ever going to recommend to anybody about the sixties actually, a simply brilliant documentary. He sat there watching cops fight with young people in the streets, people putting flowers at the Pentagon in the soldiers’ bayonets, and he watched the Pentagon rise in the air, he saw it move just like we said it did.

Tears came streaming out of his eyes, and he called up and said, “Daddy, why was I born now? I should have been a hippie.” Now he goes to Grateful Dead concerts, and he’s very anti-structure. He wants a car and I said he should have a drivers license first and he said too much structure.

When I went to college long ago there was a ritual that we all had to go through at freshman induction. We were herded into a big room like this; and the dean of admissions came and gave us the famous speech, “Look to your right, look to your left, one of you three won’t be here in four years when it comes time to graduate.” I’m going to say to you, “Look to your right, look to your left, two of you three aren’t going to be here in four years when it comes time to graduate.” And I’m going to say to you, look to the right and left. Two of the three of you aren’t going to be here in four years; that’s about the attrition rate of the Left. I’m sure that many of the people who want to organize interplanetary space connections have got everything worked out with Shirley MacLaine, and it’s okay with me that they become moonies and yuppies and then born-again Mormons. They’re not the ones that keep me up at night. But I worry about the good organizers, the successful organizers. You’re the ones who know that you can actually get better at this, that you can get good at it. That being on the side of the angels, being right, isn’t enough. To succeed you also have to work very hard with lots of cooperation from those around you. You have to have your wits about you continuously, show up on time, and follow through. All those things that made that video successful; all the things making Peacenet possible, that Mark didn’t speak about earlier. The things that take place behind the scenes that keep you aimed at a goal, at victory, at success. And I worry because somehow on the Left, all too often, it’s like three people in a phone booth trying to get out. Two are really trying to kick the third one out, and that’s how they spend all their time. The third one’s always called some dirty name that ends in an “ist.” It’s been a movement that devours its own. I look out at you and I think of my comrades, not the people you saw in The Big Chill, but people that were great movement organizers. You know some of their names and many others you don’t know. They risked not just their careers, marriage plans and ostracism from their family, but their lives. They faced mobs; thousands of people with chains and brass knuckles, the clubs of the police, the dirty tricks and infiltrations of the FBI, the CIA, Army intelligence, Navy intelligence, and local red squads all around the country. They had pressure put on their families; and they were prepared for all of this when they decided to go against the grain and take on the powers that be. But what they were not prepared for the infighting. They were not prepared for a movement that devours itself. That has got to cease. I remember a very free and open democratic meeting in a room in New York City in 1971. All the various strains were there. There was one group that disagreed with the decision- making structure that had been set up. They wanted to settle their differences with the majority so they came armed with baseball bats. I can’t remember the group’s name – it was The National Labor Committee or Caucus – but I do remember the name of its leader, Lynn Marcus, better known today as Lyndon LaRouche. That’s right. Lots of problems that we have are in that we are too issue-oriented and not practical enough. We debate issues endlessly, deciding whose issue is more important than whose other issue, and so letting the moment of opportunity in history pass. By that time there’s another issue there that’s outstripped the other two. Or we debate which “ism” is more important than which other “ism,” and I tend to agree with Little Steven that all the isms lead to schisms lead to wasms. We need a new language as we enter the next century.

We need to be rid of false dichotomies. For example there’s been a big discussion going on for the last couple of days here about whether the organizing focus should be local, regional, national or interplanetary. I have never seen a national issue won that wasn’t based on grassroots organizing and support. On the other hand, I have never ever seen a local issue won that didn’t rely on outside support and outside agitators. These are false dichotomies. the second false dichotomy is one that I call “In the System/out of the System.” The line between inside the system and outside it is a semipermeable membrane. And either-or is only a metaphysical question, not a practical one. The correct stance, especially now in these times, is one foot in the street – the foot of courage, that gets off the curbstone of indifference – and one foot in the system – the intelligent foot, the one that learns how to develop strategies, to build coalitions, to negotiate differences, to raise money, to do mailing lists, to make use of the electronic media. You need that foot, too. The brave foot goes out into the street to strike out against the enculturation process that says: “Stay indoors,” “Don’t go out in the street,” “There’s crime in the street,” “It’s bad in the street,” “You lose your job in the street,” “You’ll be homeless,” “It’s terrible,” ‘.’Yecch.” Civil disobedience – blocking trucks, digging up the soil, occupying buildings, chaining yourself to fences (I spent my summer vacation with Amy Carter chained to a fence) – can be a necessary act of courage, but it doesn’t take a hell of a lot of brains.

Another speech I didn’t bring today for the sake of time I called “The Curse of Consensus Decision Making,” because consensus decision making is rule of the minority: and I’ll tell you I’ve seen every single game played against consensus right up to reformers, venture capitalists right on down to New Agers. The easiest form to manipulate, the easiest way to block any real decision making. Trying to get everyone to agree takes forever. Usually the people are broke, without alternatives, with no new language, just competing to see who can burn the shit out of the other the most. Most decisions are consensus but you have to develop a format whereby you can express your differences. There must be a spirit of agreement and in this way most decisions are made by consensus, but there must also be a format whereby you can express your differences. The democratic parliamentary procedure – majority rule – is the toughest to stack, because in order to really get your point across you’ve got to get more people in cooperation, and to go out and get more people to come in so you have those votes the next time around. Now we always used consensus in the 60s. By 1970 it was getting to be a problem when you had 15 people show up and three were FBI agents and six were schizophrenics.

The second thing to tell you is not needed. I don’t blame you for being a little, oh, actually my vision of America is not as cheery and optimistic as Steven’s. I agree with Charles Dickens, “These are the worst of times, these are the worst of times.” If you look at the institutions around us. Financial institutions, bankrupt; religious institutions, immoral; communications institutions don’t communicate; educational institutions don’t educate. A poll yesterday showed that 48% of Americans want someone else to run than the current candidates. And it’s what, six dwarfs and two cretins? I don’t know, there seems to be a slim field out there. The last election in 1987 had the lowest turnout since 1942. There are people that say to a gathering such as this – for students to take their proper role in the front lines of social change in America, fighting for peace and justice – that this is not the time. This is not the time??  You could never have had a better time in history than right now.

Well, I have my fingers crossed because I hope that you won’t let the internal differences divide you. I hope that you’ll be able to focus on the enemies out there; really out there! In the late sixties we were so fed up we wanted to destroy it all. That’s when we changed the name of America and stuck in the “k.” The mood today is different, and the language that will respond to today’s mood will be different. Things are so deteriorated in this society, that it’s not up to you to destroy America, it’s up to you to go out and save America. The same impulse that helped us fight our way out of one empire 200 years ago must help us get free of the Holy Financial Empire today. I’m talking about the same transnationals that Mark was talking about – with their money in Switzerland, headquarters in Luxembourg, ships in tax-free Panama, natural resources all over the emerging world, and their sleepy consumers in the United States – do not have the interest of the United States at heart. Ronald Reagan and the CIA are traitors to America, they have sold it to the Holy Financial Empire. The enemy is out there, he’s not in this room. People are allowed to have different visions and different views, but you have to have unity.

You also have to communicate a message and to do that you need a medium. We know television as the boob tube. We know educational television is an oxymoronic  contradiction in terms. We know it from reading fake intellectuals like Alan Bloom and his Closing of the American Mind, or from reading good ones like Neil Postman, whose Amusing Ourselves to Death: Public Discourse in the A8e of Showbiz is a wonderful book. Bloom wants us to shut off the t.v. and start reading the Bible, and Postman just wants us to shut off the t.v. They are critics of t.v., but they are not organizers. A lot of people say, Abbie, you just perform for the media, that’s all you do, you manipulate, a lot of things like that. This is a misconception. I have never in my life done anything for the media. I’m speaking to you through a microphone because my voice is soft, and I couldn’t reach all of you unless I used it. That’s why I use the microphone. But my talk is not for this goddamn microphone. If you want to reach hundreds of thousands or millions of people, you have to use the media and television. Television has an immense impact on our lives. It’s why we don’t read, we just look at things. We don t gather information in an intellectual way, we just want to keep in touch.

You know reactionaries watch Wheel of Fortune, and liberals watch Jeapordy. You always get an answer before you get a question. woo hoo…

One hundred and thirty schools represented here today out of 5,000 colleges and universities in America reminds us that going against the grain at the University of South Dakota or Louisiana State is a very tough, lonely job. You have to feel that you’re a part of something bigger. You want to know that there’s a movement out there. That’s where the role of a national student organization comes in. It is so important, giving hope and comfort to people that are out there trying to make change at a grassroots level.

Television, as bad as it is, has the ability to penetrate our fantasy world. That’s why the images are quick action-packed, very short, very limited and at the same time, very specific, and tends to get vague, blurry, and distorted. How can these images not be very important? They determine our view of the world. We in New England would not have known there was a civil rights movement in the South. We would not have known racism existed, that blacks were getting lynched, that blacks were not getting service at a Woolworth counter, if it hadn t been for television. We weren’t taught it in our schools or churches. We had to see it and feel it with our eyes. You have to use that medium to get across the image that students have changed. You have to show it to them. Let the world watch, just like we watched students in the Gaza strip fight for their freedom and justice, students in Johannesburg, in E1 Salvador, in Central America, in the Philipines fight for their freedom.

The student movement is a global movement. It is always the young that make the change. You don’t get these ideas when you’re middle-aged. Young people have daring, creativity, imagination and personal computers. Above all, what you have as young people that’s vitally needed to make social change, is impatience. You want it to happen now. There have to be enough people that say, “We want it now, in our lifetime. ” We want to see apartheid in South Africa come down right now. We want to see the war in Central America stop right now. We want the CIA off our campus right now. We want an end to sexual harassment in our communities right now. This is your moment. This is your opportunity.

Be adventurists in the sense of being bold and daring. Be opportunists and seize this opportunity, this moment in history, to go out and save our country. It’s your turn now. Thank you.

http://milwaukee.indymedia.org/en/2004/02/200366.shtml

http://radio.indymedia.org/de/node/1429

08/06/2011

What people have been saying about my song “Frybread.”

I just want some frybread now!!! Congrats and awesome!!!!

— Kim Bruso

how can you be my nanna, if you won’t make me frybread?!

— Joanne Stamp Packer

Here’s what some are saying about my folksong named “FryBread.”

Way to go Marco!!!

— Charly Lowry

We loved hearing it live last night Marco, good luck!

— Frank Nerkowski

HOORAY!

— Carolyn Hester

“Fried bread Fried bread make me some Fried Bread. Good enough for us Yakama NDN’s to listen to.”

— Roy Dick

OMG. Frybread!!!! The song is quite endearing, Marco! I just did a search for the song on youtube and watched the video. Now I’m hungry!

— Maria Madole Bareiss

Hey, hey, Marco! I am very happy for you. Thanks for keeping the faith in fighting for justice.

— Paul Wozniak

“I gotta admit, all the while I was doing yardwork over the weekend, I found myself singing the chorus to frybread. In fact, it was weighing on my mind so much, that once I finished, I immediately went inside and taught it to myself on the piano”

— John Carta

killer, marco. this is great news.

— Chris Castle

Yeah, baby!!! I love to see my friends– esp. former students– achieve success. In part, that is a measure of satisfaction for me. In fact, I shall take full credit for your nomination… j.k.

— Denise Sweet

Right On Marco!!

— Ed Stasium

You’re 100% bad ass!!! Congrats, man.

— Ben Parent

Congrats!

— Juliette Tworsey

i love frybread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

— Supertorch9

Very COOL! Congrats!!!

— Rick Rumpel

sweet brother! good luck to ya!

— Daniel Rodriguez

Congratulations Marco! 🙂 thats awesome!

— Michael Kickingbear Johnson

Congratulations!

— Dennis Kinsey

Good for you Marco! You deserve to win! I’m voting for you.

—  Michael Bucher

Congratulations Nyro and Marco!

— Takako Yoshioka

Totally awesome. I am a Southern California Native myself. I wish you the best with the Nammy’s. Each and every year there is wonderful artists there.

— Ashton Haze

“I’d recommend you point your web browser at the following address: http://www.frucht.org/roberta.html (check out the Fry Bread song) But then, what the hell do I know,…….. I’m just a sheepherder.”

— Bo Peep

Listen to this song here:

https://www.reverbnation.com/marcofrucht/song/8025975-frybread-chorus

or search for it in your Spotify or iTunes account.

Also, I would just love it if you would consider going to the http://www.nammys.org site soon and vote for this song and so many other positive and uplifting tunes. 😉

🙂

05/21/2011

Tweets from the edge on Judgement Day.

Filed under: Humor,Mundane Or Sublime,Pop Culture — admin @ 9:19 am

A Hunter S. Thompsonian look at the newest end times.

“It just hasn’t gotten weird enough for me.”

1. Hold still, I see you have a little bit of Rapture on your chin, I’ll get that…

2. Any good Judgement Day requires a good soundtrack. Might I suggesthttp://www.reverbnation.com/marcofrucht

3. I wonder if maybe the rapture already happened and none of us know it.about 3 hours ago via web

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4. @MKEIMC FLASH – The world ended 4 hours ago in Nairobi. Please make a note of it.http://tinyurl.com/TheTheTheThatsAllFolks RTabout 15 hours ago via web in reply to MKEIMC

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5. @DanteRoss After the Rapture I’ll put on my best Donald Trump face, father a love-child or two like Ahnold, and then say, “Winning!9:21 AM May 20th via web in reply to DanteRoss

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6. @MarcFrucht Uh oh, Christian Heavy Metal Band Stryper hasn’t listed any tour dates for the rest of May…8:45 AM May 20th via web in reply to MarcFrucht

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7. Some Hopi Elders say there’s little worry if you’ve been “good,” it’s more like Spring coming! http://www.tinyurl.com/springtocome8:14 PM May 19th via web

OK, Aukland, Sydney, Melbourne and the Chathams Islands are all reporting that it’s tomorrow and everything is just fine. But it’s still 5pm in Minsk and Istanbul so keep an eye out.

Wait, what if the Zombie Apocalypse happens at the same exact time as the Rapture? I’ll be so confused.

Calgon stock is way up because of their slogan “Take Me Away!”

It’s 530pm in Tehran, we’ll know something soon.

So kids all over the country are refusing to clean their rooms now, because “rapture so who cares?”

FLASH – The world has been ending in Prague now for three hours. Please make a note of it.

FLASH – The world ended 4 hours ago in Nairobi. Please make a note of it.

Oh no. Watch this. Now I’m worried.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_penLnDqIlE&feature=related

You mean we all get judged tomorrow? I sure hope Simon Phillip Cowell’s not going to be there; that old-washed-up-never-has-been.

/Lenny Bruce is not afraid…/

Who wants to go shopping? I hear there’s going to be really good sales after the rapture. And wait, isn’t it already Saturday in Japan for the past couple hours? Hmm…

Lord, please assure me we’re not all going to go like in a Rebecca Black song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

Wait, I have a question is the Rapture going to be like New Years Rockin’ Eve where it happens first in Japan and then works its way to New Years Rockin’ Rapture, and then a few hours later hits Hollywood? That’s it, I’m heading to Hawaii…

Uh oh, Christian Heavy Metal Band Stryper doesn’t list any tour dates for the rest of May!

http://www.stryper.com/

Some Hopi Elders say there’s less to worry about than you think, you know. It’s not your nightmare version of “end of the world,” at all. If you’ve been “good,” it’s more like Spring coming!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBPghmuV8SY

Oh man, wouldn’t that be funny if it was a typo and some stupid “expert” went and told everyone there’s going to be a rapture when really it was only going to be a big ol’ California Condor or something? LOL

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150195372931697&set=a.17303071696.8622.505636696&type=1&theater

05/17/2011

My Quahog (Is Hoggin’ The Beach:) Lyrics to a song I should publish soon!

Filed under: Academic,Food,Humor,Mundane Or Sublime,Music and Stuff — admin @ 8:26 am

Lyrics to My Quahog (Is Hoggin’ The Beach)

by marco capelli frucht

Not copyrighted yet, so please (don’t) steal…

My quahog is hoggin the beach…

He’s eaten up every and each

He eats all the snails and inhales the quails

And even the sandcastles shovels and pails

My quahog is hoggin the beach

My quahog has eaten the trees

The bushes and all of the bees

The birds in the air and the crabs in your hair

And even the dogs are now empty of fleas

My quahog is hoggin the beach

My Quahog has eaten the shops

The ones witgh the moms and the pops

He didn’t stop there he bought walmart fair share

Even firmed up the rights to the breathable air

My quahog is hoggin the beach

[SPOKEN] This song in case you couldn’t tell is called

“My quahog is hoggin the beach”

My quahog has ate up the land

He never even needed a hand

All the farms and the shores and the 5 and dime stores

With quarries and worries and slurries and hurries

So listen to my story you must understand

[SHOUTED] BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE AND HE EATS ALL THE SAND!

My quahog is hoggin the beach

My quahog is now after you

He’s willing to start with your shoe

Next is your ankle and both of your knees

But after your soul will no longer be free

I hear he’s got eyes on a child or two

My quahog is hoggin the beach

[SPOKEN] I have a question for you: would you rather be chowder or stew

This is my quarrel with clams

They multiply faster than yams

They consume and consume

Until then they presume

And take flight for your room

Eating all your perfume

[SPOKEN] Like a Quahog will do: You know how they are

When he chases your shoe and consumes it like stew

As soon as he reaches the coast with the beaches

For any and eaches.

My quahog is hoggin, the…

beeeeeeeeeeeeach.

2 good places to hear this song are:

http://www.reverbnation.com/artist/song_details/8376861

or:

http://soundcloud.com/atizine/my-quahog-is-hoggin-the-beach

And a good place to watch a homemade music video I did of it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn8TKn4tv1U

01/22/2011

GUITAR CLINICS & MAKING THINGS RIGHT: Blogging A Dream.

Filed under: Humor,Music and Stuff — admin @ 9:18 am

I’m 17ish living in Connecticut.

I go away to MIT (Musicians Institute) home of GIT (Guitar Institute of Technology and BIT (Bass Institute of Technology) and become this hotshot guitarist out in California. Mark Sarzo (last name changed to protect the innocent) uses my name to hold a guitar clinic at Caruso Music hoping to make bank. He plays a little guitar and we looked exactly like each other back in the little league baseball days. People used to mix us up for each other constantly. Ironic that not only did we become friends but played in a couple bands together during junior high school too.

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So apparently Sarzo had every intention of trying to teach this clinic. There were flyers all over town on telephone poles, and ads in all the local papers and magazines.

Well I’m home from vacation at the time and, catching wind of it I figure out what’s going on pretty quickly. First I was angry and hurt and confused but then a little flattered. I meditate on it and decide to show up and teach the clinic.

Is this the silliest story you've EVER read???

It’s well attended and we do make bank. Richie Caruso comes over and hands me a huge check. Mark Sarzo comes up to me and apologizing, he explains what happened and tells me some story about something really heart wrenching that I don’t know maybe it really has happened so I tell him I’ll cut him two checks from this one, half for himself and then the other half is one that he has to hand deliver to Mr. Day at Claude Chester grade school for their once a week soup kitchen. Mark Sarzo thanks me and keeps apologizing over and over until I insist I’ve already forgiven him and please stop.

_____________________

OK so what’s extra funny about this dream is that much of this is based in reality. I really did play Little League baseball with this Mark Sarzo (different last name of course) We did both play guitar and in fact he knew the principal of Claude Chester and we used to rehearse there Wednesday nights because Sarzo was in fact friends with Mr. Day.

He never defrauded me, I never donated half a clinic’s worth of money to the soup kitchen there, although I volunteered there a few times, and also my last year of high school I mentored little kids there for our school’s Key Club.

Needless to say I woke happy, content and at the same time just a little bit perplexed.

10/20/2010

Documenting A 5 Page Academic Paper

Filed under: Academic,Humor,Pop Culture — admin @ 4:58 am

Assignment #3

5 Page Yarn

Missing Nautical Devices and Ice Cream for Movie Star Namesakes.

23Mar10

The life of a “Project O” Deckhand is not always intense; but sometimes quite eventful.

Most of your time on University of Connecticut’s Project Oceanology ship will be spent swabbing aboard ship, tidying up, coiling spiral tow lines, and making sure life preservers and vests are in their correct places. There is only one head which you’ll clean if the campus custodians aren’t on duty but also plenty of litter ashore in the parking lot, and your responsibilities in the biology lab rooms include cleaning out fish tanks and making sure the water temperatures are set.

One of the most mundane jobs of a Deckhand at Project Oceanology is assuring that all the lobster pots and other traps are serviceable, inventorying which ones might be in disrepair; but not everything is this routine. Sometimes a little old lady will slip one foot off the gang plank getting stuck between the bulwark and the pier. There’s only a tiny space in between; so you might ask how could she possibly get her whole leg stuck in there? Well it occasionally happens and you’re usually the closest person at hand to help keep her calm and loosen a mooring line if needed so she can squeeze herself out.

So just how did UConn come to own and operate some floating research labs? Well, Project O (as we deckhands nicknamed the whole program) currently deploys two — and soon three — vessels but I’m only well acquainted with the one original one from my time there as deckhand back in the ‘90s. Mostly, I’m told Enviro 2, the newer one is larger, more modern and was custom-built specifically for UConn. Even though Enviro-Lab is more humble she came to Project O with some fascinating stories to tell; and I’ll just recount a few here.

She is a 50-foot wooden lobster boat which was being used as a disguise by drug runners off the coast of Pawtucket — yes, there is a long history of smuggling, bootlegging and even blockade running near Long Island Sound that goes all the way back to the middle 1600’s – until the U.S. Customs Department confiscated it in 1986 as part of President Reagan’s War On Drugs and a few years later it was donated to UConn. When Project O acquired her, the net dragging system wasn’t serviceable because of her months in dry-dock and years where the nets were only used for show. The original plan was to remove the whole trawling apparatus just using her for daytrips pulling up core samples over the bulwark from down below in Long Island Sound. But alas, at some point the new owners realized they could just as easily repair her and gain a daily catch of various wildlife and plants which could convert the ship into a mobile living history museum of sorts.

Everything from lobsters, to squid, and even spider crabs can be gathered by grade-school students who will then see them right up close and hopefully learn there’s a whole Sound full of living breathing participants in a shared ecosystem instead of only dead or almost expired food in their local supermarket. Tables, glass tanks, and Bunsen burners help her to serve as a virtual floating science laboratory; hence the name “Enviro-Lab.”

So most days she goes out and comes back on a routine schedule planned ahead of time with curriculum in mind; but sometimes Enviro-Lab and her crew are tasked with taking ice-cream to a famous scientist and exchanging her mail for her. Helen Hunt, (no relation to the movie star, but they know each other) is a leading ornithologist studying all the diseases that birds carry between Plum Island and places like Boston and New York. She believes these highly populous areas are much too close to the U.S. government containment facility. Many birds migrate up to 300 miles away regularly and Plum Island Animal Disease Center is just six miles away from the Connecticut coast line; so our Helen Hunt is afraid that the diseases quarantined on the island travel farther than the government claims because birds eat plants and animals there and then fly all over the northeast of the U.S. mingling with other plants, animals, rocks, streams and the rest of the natural world. So she lives year-round in a shelter-half on a smaller island off Plum Island’s coast doing scientific tests on everything from tree-branches to bird-droppings and then predicts how much contaminant might leak out toward populated areas each year.

Most of her grant money goes into studying Anthrax, Encephalitis, Mad Cow, and Lyme Disease so there isn’t usually enough left over for amenities such as hot water, electricity and of course television or refrigeration; which answers the question as to why we at Project O will periodically deliver news of the world and ice-cream to Helen Hunt and her interns. She prefers Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey but whenever we can’t get that she just wants a box of Neapolitan. “Plain old pink white and brown” she called it.

Now that’s still somewhat routine scheduled into day to day events for the Project O deckhand whenever there’s enough new mail; but it’s one you will come to look forward to since it breaks up your day.

And let me tell you about an even more unexpected and almost disturbing thing that happened one Saturday morning which greatly disrupted an otherwise normal day out on the Enviro-Lab.

There was a light rain. Long Island Sound and the Thames were quite choppy, so the sea was not what we would like to call “flat.” There was much fog in the harbor. Earlier in the day’s journey a captain was teaching me about the GPS and how the government mandates a few feet of random error for each and every GPS reading so that someone can’t lock-on to a military ship or aircraft. Many of the Project O captains come from a pool of local ferryboat pilots who give one day a month or entire weekends to the University pro-bono. This captain, who I will just call Horn Rims, because of the glasses he wears, was no exception.

Horn Rims handed me binoculars and asked, “What’s wrong with this picture, First Mate?” Now since the crew handling the Enviro-Lab consists of only half a dozen people, as deck hand you’re often called ‘First Mate’ because you’ll will be Captain’s assistant for all things at times when the science teachers focus primarily on teaching and chaperoning the school kids.

“Nothing comes to mind,” I told him.

“You don’t see anything missing?” asked Horn Rims, with a tone in his voice that showed he was astonished I could miss something so massive.

“Nope.”

“Well I’ll tell you,” he said, “because I’m in radio contact at all times and I already know what’s supposed to be right about there. Look again and I’ll tell you, you’ll remember it. Right about there. That’s supposed to be Red Channel Buoy #6!”

“Huh? What the…”

He explained to me that a Trident nuclear-powered submarine had hit the large can on its way back to the U.S. Navy’s lower base in Gales Ferry and likely never even felt a nudge as it collected up the entire buoy including a few links of chain that weigh about 75 pounds each!

“Yupper,” said Horn Rims, “carried it clear up the river and dropped it yonder somewhere between the Odd Fellows Home and the USS Nautilus museum as if she hadn’t been carrying anything in the first place.”

The Navy didn’t even know about it yet but the Coast Guard sure did, and that’s how Horn Rims knew, from the chatter on the radio. And the Navy was sure to hear of it soon and then go immediately into cover-up mode making sure that the New London Day never found out about it; or at least they hoped reporters would agree to ignore such an embarrassing story.

“We’ll probably see the buoy floundering around up there,” said Horn Rims, “while we head toward the Yantic river; or at least we’ll see the Coast Guard out there with their helicopters and cranes struggling with how to wrestle it back down the river to where it’s supposed to stay.”

Just then I put one leg up on one of the bench seats so I could re-tie my Teva Sandals when all of a sudden old Horn Rims gave one leg of my trousers a brisk tug.

Yes, he pulled my leg.

Like I’m pulling yours!

09/29/2010

Poems, Schmoems…

Filed under: Academic,Food,Humor,Mundane Or Sublime,Pop Culture,Tech — admin @ 4:31 pm
Violence impacted to society;
Embedded in life.
No capo, slide, fuzz pedal or 
Delay - no fingerpicks or 
Teleprompter, just play.
Eugene O'Neill wallops the skipper
With words and rocks the boat,
Frank Sinatra "does it [his] way"
Rooted in divine inspiration,
He claims.
Apple falls on head and
Turns lightbulb on jouncing
Thought, slurping coffee
Like a pretentious snit.
Jogging memory with a
Jarful of Jolt cola.
Orange lentils & linguini
Lodged in a sore throat.
Don't sop the heat of hot chili
With cucumber; use bread: good buffer.

Shelter Wagon is hospitality on a horse. 
Running from river to river
Haven't seen hay for 30 miles:
How come I have hayfever??

Run chasing your shadow
All morning; then you can 
Chase it home all afternoon.

http://www.textfiles.com/magazines/ATI/journal.txt

09/23/2010

And how are YOU handling the FACEBOOK Outages???

Filed under: Academic,Humor,Music and Stuff,News,Pop Culture,Tech — admin @ 2:00 pm

Collecting From the FB Crash Fiasco.

I don’t know about you, but I know people personally who simply cannot handle life, when a site like FaceBook crashes for even an hour or two. Holy cow people! Read a book or play an acoustic guitar until it comes back up.

Take back your life. You are NOT ruled by Turner Network Television; I assure you. You’re not! Oh well, until then, please share a chuckle at some of these responses to yesterday’s (and today’s) outage[s]:

flounderfish

I join Facebook for first time and it has a regional crash! 🙂 my luck 2 minutes ago via TwitBird iPad

adamkparker

I wonder why it hasn’t announced that Facebook is down? Was it a crash? Planned? We may never know. http://bit.ly/1a4tXW 12 minutes ago via Digsby

· mcdonald2009

#facebook is still down, it’s been over an hour believe it or not. I have confirmed that it’s not a full crash but still #facebookcrash 14 minutes ago via web

· leahxxlol

i love #twitter. It doesnt crash like #facebook😐 19 minutes ago via web

· atizine

I wonder if facebook crash reporting will crash twitter? Oh no, everyone will flood their way over to myspace, huh? 21 minutes ago via web

· QuietPimp

Wow…. it must some controversy over the new Facebook movie…. someone caused the website to crash21 minutes ago via txt

LaSal

Facebook crash leads to population explosion; scientific and biological evidence to appear in 9 months. 26 minutes ago via web

BeaumontBeth

#Facebook, you can crash anytime you want and I generally don’t care, but in the middle of breaking news? #angryface #sadface #punchyface 29 minutes ago via TweetDeck

3SillyKids

I love how everyone jumped on Twitter cause Facebook is down. Let’s just hope Twitter doesn’t crash or we may actually have to work. 31 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

aquart

#Facebook crashed? I’m waiting for a baby announcement on it and it crashed? NOOOO! 2 minutes ago via web

jorjfiesta

facebook crashed because justin bieber is alive 2 minutes ago via web

JordanDeCourcy

facebook has crashed and i dont have a phone, dang, looks like I will have to do my homework after all. 21 minutes ago via web

sainthero

I think all my postings on our Facebook fan page has forced Facebook to crash. That’s right, I crashed FB. Sorry. 16 minutes ago via TweetDeck

roycedegrie

I uploaded this photo to facebook and I think it may have crashed the system! lol http://twitpic.com/2qxk7r about 1 hour ago via Twitpic

johndshabe

Friendster’s time to shine now that Facebook crashed about 1 hour ago via web

ClaraTrans

Facebook just crashed my Droid. I don’t even use Facebook… That’s another reason to hate Facebook. #facebookhater about 1 hour ago via web

DrSportsFan

Looks like facebook has sort of crashed. Bummer they don’t have a goofy Whale cartoon to tide me over. Point Twitter. about 17 hours ago via web

mktgalchemist

Facebook games announcement livestream crashed all 18 of my open browser windows. #multitasking about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck

WhiteboiDre

twitter is crashed!!! #InOtherNews this just in MySpace & FaceBook is now over capacity 6:11 PM Sep 20th via web

jazziewonders

What Happened to #effin #Facebook ????? This is the equivalent to the stock market crash! The Apocalypse is near!!! about 1 hour ago via web

allisonkilkenny

The most passion I ever see my twitter feed express is when Facebook is down. 7 minutes ago via ÃœberTwitter

postsecret

BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. U.S. climbs out of recession. @OPB 20 minutes ago via web

kristencusato

must….get….on….facebook. 10 minutes ago via web

kristencusato

I take a nap. and facebook goes away??? w.t.h.????? 10 minutes ago via web

ABC

Uninformative update from Facebook: they are aware some users having issues. Working on it. 13 minutes ago via HootSuite

whycoy

oh no, facebook is down…i’m going to jump out the window. i can’t take it. 26 minutes ago via web

ed_delafuente

Since I can’t change my Facebook status to a complaint about Facebook being down, I’m gonna complain about it on Twitter. Take that! about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck

· ClaytonWalter

Damn it #Facebook is down…. First twitter gets hacked now this…smh. All of this Internet terrorism…I can’t take it. 1:51 PM Sep 22nd via web

[ and these are just people in my own twitter circle. I bet there are even funnier posts out there in YOUR circles, eh? ]

09/21/2010

And the nominees are… [nammys]

Filed under: Humor,Music and Stuff,News,Pop Culture,Tech — admin @ 12:49 pm

Yesterday at noon we announced the following nominees for this year’s ceremony at Seneca Falls Casino 12nov10!

Congrats to all the “noms!!”

A ARTIST OF THE YEARJJ Kent – The Other Side of JJ KentJoanne Shenandoah – Enchanted GardenJohnny Whitehorse – Riders of the Healing BandJoseph FireCrow – Face The MusicMichael Bucher – BelieveShane Yellowbird – It’s About Time

B BEST BLUES RECORDINGGet Up & Get Out – BluedogGuitar & Vocals – Larry Burnett w/Don ChapmanIf That’s All Right With You – Twice As GoodIndian Casino – Blackhawk Blues BandLet Me Be – The Graywolf Blues BandShades of Gray – Cecil Gray & The Flying Eagle Blues Band

C BEST COMPILATION RECORDINGColours of My Life – Stephanie Harpe, Jason Burnstick, W.T. Goodspirt, Don Amoro, Tewanee JospehMoon of the Drum – Terry Lee WhetstoneRise Up – VariousThe Best of Drumgroups.com NAC Compilation Vol 1 – VariousThe Night Before; The Best of David Searching Owl – David Searching OwlWalking With the Spirits – Randy McGinnis

D BEST COUNTRY RECORDINGHitchin’ A Ride – Nokie EdwardsIt’s About Time – Shane YellowbirdMoving On – John McLeodThe Other Side of JJ Kent – JJ KentSOS – QuatisiWanted Man – Victoria Blackie

E DEBUT ARTIST OF THE YEARChris Ferree – UnboundCody Sunbear Blackbird – Raven SpeaksJoseph Strider – Meanings Within Meanings, Within MeaningsMarc Brown – Long Time ComingSamantha Crain – Songs In The Night by Samantha CrainVictoria Blackie – Wanted Man

F DEBUT DUO OR GROUP OF THE YEARDark Water Rising – Dark Water RisingIndigie Femme – Indian SouvenirKicking Woman Singers – The 4th ComingNake Nula Waun – Always ReadySayani – Sacred FireSegweh – Segweh

G BEST FEMALE ARTISTDeborah New Moon Rising – Stories From The Social FireKelly Montijo Fink – Songs of War & VictoryQuatisi – SOSShanise – Okeymow Maskiki Vol IIITinesha Begaye – Horses Are Our JourneyYvonne St. Germaine – Turning My Day Around

H BEST FOLK RECORDINGAmor Deveras – Yolanda MartinezBelieve – Michael BucherHiding Behind The Sun – Peter SackaneyIndian Souvenir – Indigie FemmeScrapbook – Bobby Bullet st Germaine (Strawberry Island)Songs In The Night by Samantha Crain – Samantha Crain

I FLUTIST OF THE YEARJohn Bear – Pure PassionJohn Two-Hawks – Wind SongsJohnny Whitehorse – Riders of the Healing RoadJonny Lipford – Turn The PageJoseph FireCrow – Face The MusicR. Carlos Nakai – Dancing Into Silence

J BEST GOSPEL/INSPIRATIONAL RECORDINGDoo Lado Shi diyin da – Larry KaibetoneyHoop of Life – RainSong: Terry & Darlene WildmanOut of the Rainshadow – RainshadowSacred Fire – SayaniSongs of War & Victory – Kelly Montijo FinkTurning My Day Around – Yvonne St. Germaine

K DUO – GROUP OF THE YEARAllen Mose Jr. & Orion Jay Mose – Holistic BlessingsAztlan Underground – Aztlan UndergroundBluedog – Get Up & Get OutDigging Roots – We AreFawn Wood & Dallas Washkahat – ‘Til The EndInjunuity – Fight For Survival

L BEST INSTRUMENTAL RECORDINGA Tribute To Walter Flett – Me’tis Fiddler QuartetFight For Survival – InjunityHitchin’ A Ride – Nokie EdwardsRed River Jig – Arvel BirdRemembrance – Gabriel AyalaRollin’ Like Thunder – Douglas Blue Feather & Danny Voris

M BEST MALE ARTISTAnthony Betoney – That’s An Old SongJay Begaye – Horses Are Our JourneyGlen Ahhaitty – No More LiesKevin Yazzie – HopeLone Bear – NDN MoonMike Sullivan Sr– Love, Lies & Lullabies

N BEST NATIVE AMERICAN CHURCH RECORDINGA Time for Healing – Cecile MoosominDakota/Lakota Traditional Church Songs – Sacred HarmoniesHope – Kevin YazzieOkeymow Maskiki Vol III – ShaniseReconnected – Brian Stoner & Verdell PrimeauxUnity – Alex Turtle & Johnny Monroe

O BEST NEW AGE RECORDINGJim Boyd – Voices From The LakesSheila Applegate w/music by Joanne Shenandoah – Enchanted GardenJoseph FireCrow – Face The MusicR. Carlos Nakai – Dancing Into SilenceJohnny Whitehorse – Riders of the Healing RoadRon Warren, Dawn Avery, Ash Dargan – Red Moon

P BEST POP RECORDINGA Sunny Day – SpiritWingLifestyle Muzik – Bigg BNightwatch – SentinelSOS – QuatisiThe Liberation Sessions – MwalimWe Are – Digging Roots

Q BEST POW WOW RECORDINGBoys Will Be Boyz – The BoyzLive In Alexis – BlackstoneMany Tribes, One Nation – WarscoutOne Voice, One Nation – Thunder Mountain SingersThe 4th Coming – Kicking Woman SingersThe Elk Dreamers – Elk Soldier

R BEST PRODUCERA Michael Martinez, Lee Herrera, Mac Suazo, Tom Bee – neXt eXitFrank Waln – Always ReadyGeorge Parker – Late Night SessionsGloria Larocque – Colours of My LifeJan Michael Looking Wolf, Donald Blackfox, Shawn Justice – Breakin’ FreeRobert Doyle– Dancing Into Silence

S BEST RAP / HIP HOP RECORDINGBrainStorm – PlexI Love California – Short Dawg Tha NativeIt Comes Natural – Lady XplicitSex, Drunks & Hip Hop – Night ShieldTribal Tribulations – Chase Monchamp/Chase ManhattanVoice The Vision – Native Era Presents Arielle Tiensvold n Mista Futuristic

T RECORD OF THE YEARBelieve – Michael BucherBreakin’ Free – Jan Michael Looking Wolf BandDancing Into Silence – R. Carlos Nakai, William Eaton & Will ClipmanFace The Music – Joseph FireCrowIt’s About Time – Shane YellowbirdTrue Blue – Northern Cree

U BEST ROCK RECORDINGAztlan Underground – Aztlan UndergroundBreakin’ Free – Jan Michael Looking Wolf BandNeed Your Love – Robe WilliamsSegweh – SegwehThe Great Unknown – Eagle & HawkWe Are – Digging Roots

V SONG/SINGLE OF THE YEAR“Cherokee Smoke” – Nokie Edwards“Grandfather” – Windwalker“Lizard Blues” – Joseph FireCrow“We Are Sinixt” – Jim Boyd“What If We Could” – Eagle & Hawk“What The World Needs” – Jan Michael Looking Wolf Band

W SONGWRITER OF THE YEARBrad Clonch – Fight For SurvivalDouglas Blue Feather– Rollin Like ThunderMichael Bucher – BelieveNokie Edwards – Hitchin’ A RideSamantha Crain – Songs In The Night by Samantha CrainVince Fontaine, Chris Burke-Gaffney – The Great Unknown

X BEST SPOKEN WORD RECORDINGAztlan Underground – Aztlan UndergroundFirewater – Janet RogersMoon of the Drum – TerryLee WhetstoneNightwatch – SentinelRed Earth – Lowery BegayeStories From The Social Fire – The Story Tellers

Y BEST TRADITIONAL RECORDINGCultural Legacy – Wakinyan OyateHolistic Blessings – Allen Mose Jr. & Orion JayKee-Tsa-Gya – Zotigh SingersRebuilding The Fire – Bo TaylorThat’s An Old Song – Anthony BetoneyUtopia – Todi Neesh Zhee Singers

Z BEST MUSIC VIDEOBarefeet On The Blacktop – Shane YellowbirdBreakin’ Free/Addiction– The Jan Michael Looking Wolf BandBy The Water – Donna KaySacred Warrior – Tom BeeShock Town – Jim BoydSpring To Come – Digging Roots

AA BEST WAILA RECORDING (NEW CATEGORY)Gortie & the TO Boyz – A Tribute To Augustine Lopez SrNative Creed – Cumbiafied NativezNative Thunder – Get’n DownPapago Warrior – Papago Warriors 5The Cisco Band – T.C.O.B.Tohono O’odham Braves – 25 Years of Waila Music

BB BEST WORLD MUSIC RECORDINGA Sunny Day – SpiritWingAztlan Underground – Aztlan UndergroundBrainStorm – PlexRed Moon – Ron Warren, Dawn Avery, Ash DarganRemembrance – Gabriel AyalaThe Liberation Sessions – Mwalim

CC NATIVE HEART (Non-Native Artist)Big City Indians – Tribal VisionDenise Johanson – Cave SpiritsJeff Ball Band – Ghost TownPeter Phippen –Woodnotes WyldScott Tweedie – Long Island SoundWind & Fire – Mark Holland/N. Scott Robinson

http://www.nammys.org

09/01/2010

JOURNAL POEM 3

Filed under: Humor,Mundane Or Sublime,Music and Stuff — admin @ 9:09 pm
JOURNAL POEM 3
        by marco.
        previously published in a 33-poem book of
        poetry entitled "I Slurp My Coffee." (c)1995

Old Pomes. New Pomes.
Borrowed pomes; blue pomes.
Funny pomes, sad pomes; goofy and glad pomes.
Pomes pomes. pomes pomes, eat them up - yum.

Make alliteration instead of legislation.
Ah, all's well that "and's" well-
And all are about action.
Skip, jump, lay there, run, smile, frown.
Run around, skip the jumping;
Lay there down.

Who chewed a page outa my pomes?
You're not s'posed to chew:
Eat them delicately.
Luscious, yummy, soft delicious yellow pomes.
Moist, meaty, mysterious succulent pomes.
Pomes about poets, presidents, pests
And pomes full of juice.
I eat pomes.
Do you eat pomes?
Red pomes, yellow pomes, green poems.
Don't eat the blue ones.

http://www.textfiles.com/magazines/ATI/journal.txt
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