FLIM-FLAMMYS: A Marco-Style Review of the Grammys.
 12feb12. Mystic, Konetiuk!
And now I’ll attempt to make all my snarky remarks over at FB and Twitter into one large post so I can delete all the one liners for good.
Most of the words are mine, unless the little iKons show you otherwise. J
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@tinselkorey LOL I did JazzHands 2day too. Also friends of mine sang at pregrammys at the Renaissance. Wish I were on that coast this wknd!
Adele, I have Amy Winehouse on line 1. She wants you to give her back her hairstyle. #grammys #grammy #grammys2012
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The Minaj outfit just screams ‘GREAT MUSICIAN’! #IWoreThatInThe80s
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@MarcFrucht Marc Frucht
@rosannecash You’re being sarcastic, right?
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@MarcFrucht um.yes.
marco capelli @rosannecash @Terry_Ware @SandraBernhard I’m with you there, Roseanne. I’m watching it in a bar with the sound off, and reading tweets. 🙂
@calinative LL Cool who? I guess at least he kept his same name forever instead of changing it every week like P doody, diddy wah daddy…
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I notice The Boss doesn’t need to wear a miter to sound like he owns the whole freaking world.
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jamileh Pump up the Jam
@rosannecash I know I could just google it but…what is a miter in this context?
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@jamileh Minaj showed up on red carpet with a.. Bishop. Wearing a miter.
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@rosannecash @jamileh If she really wanted 2 shock us she coulda ripped up a picture of Pope Ratzinger, oops. n/m. Sinead already dunnit..
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I ribbed Adele at the end of last year a bit, and now she sweeps. What’s up with that? twitpic.com/81bcur/full
Oh wait, Adele won an award? holy wah. Who’d’a thunk it. Congrats lady. Here’s hoping you win a couple more, eh?
@NeyomFriday I haven’t paid attention to anything by him since Grenade. What’s new with him?
Steampunk was popular at the last 2 NAMMs. I think I’ll play my folk music and classical guitar in front of gears, maybe I’ll win a grammy
@mrdaveyd Man, I reached for my Pick Of Destiny and it wasn’t there. Who stole my pick? Nicky Minajjjj, you got my pick???
@M_CCarpenter @rosannecash woah, first I thought that was Tina Turner doing her Pinball Wizard stuff all over again.
Have U seen Katy Perry play guitar? I’m scratching my head trying to figure out why her label won’t let her shred in public!
I thought for sure she was Tina’s granddaughter. Time for some family tree stuff! She’s got Mark Anthony’s belly though.
Please 4give my allcaps; but since WHEN DID MY GRAMMYS BECOME A REALITY SHOW??? Deep breaths…
“Has Snookie shown up yet? If not…be grateful.”
— Susan ______
Just spied my buddy Little Steven. I swear if he showed up w/o the round bandana over his head everyone would think he was me! #grammys
“Men Without Women one of my fave albums ever.”
— Dawn ______
“Too funny, when I saw him playing I did a double take I was like does Marco have a twin? Lol”
— Cody ____
Dawn, you know that long bluish purplish coat he wore with Disciples of Soul is at Foxwoods Hardrock out in the hallway there, right?
http://twitpic.com/ome1f
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Woah, what’s Lady Gaga wearing, that French inquisition helmet thingie???
And I’m sorry, I mean no agism here, seriously. Do each of the Beach Boys look like Senator McCain in intense pain or what???
“That net thing made think of those things they put on hams or turkeys…well, it did.”
— Allison ____
@Podemskichick I’m not a fan either. Plain White T’s are the only Violent Femmes wannabes I’ll tolerate really. #grammys2012 #grammy
OK I give up, who’s the blond dude doing Bm looking stratocaster solos on a cutaway classical guitar while Sir Paul’s tryin’ to sing? (I’ve got the sound off so I think it was that, or was it C? Anyhew…)
“Joe Walsh. Diana Krall on piano.”
— Colin _______
Oh that makes sense. He’s still doing Rocky Mountain Way no matter what axe you put on his lap. 😛
“LOL…it actually wasn’t bad. But kind of surprising to see ol Joe up there with the classic acoustic.”
— Colin
neat. I’ll have to catch it on youtube or reruns. 🙂
I definitely saw some interesting vibrato but for the most part it looked quite boring. In my not so humble opinion. 😛
@CatalinaByrd wait that’s taylor swift? I thought it was Grace Potter just not showing panties or anything…
@FolkAlley Dust Bowl? I thought she was recreating that Orwellish Hillary Clinton 1984 ad they did before the primaries last time around.
I love Chris Brown!
Could someone maybe please help me find out if maybe I might’ve caught Stockholm Syndrome maybe?
Got to agree with you there. Losing /world/folk/nativeamerican was a punch in the gut, to be sure. Not to mention all the others!
@DanteRoss @lorrieboo you’re right, that says it right there!
@lorrieboo LED ZEPPLIN never won a Grammy and TRAIN have won 3. #grammys The whole shabang in a nutshell right there
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@tinselkorey once in a while something musical happens at a grammys. It’s like watching The Dead for hours hoping for that moment. Oops…
“Too late, you said it. The living deadheads will be coming to get you soon. Don’t panic.”
— John ____
hahahaha. Well I won’t be the first to have said it. I don’t think Jerry Garcia was the first either. I just made the analogy. 😉
@ThatEricAlper I think Michael Jackson broke Roger Miller’s longstanding streak on the male side. How far back do the female records go?
Slowly wake up to realization that “Breaking Dawn” didn’t sweep, didn’t even win any… Wait wrong Ceremony…
@459GangNutty wow! Maybe my favorite quotable of the whole nite! You said a mouthful, toots. “Whitney Houston died YESTERDAY and the WHOLE GRAMMYS CHANGED..JESUS DIED 2000 years ago and he is STILL waiting on US TO CHANGEâ€
@ThatEricAlper Nothing wrong w’ AmericanIdol as realityshows go. I just came up hoping 4 Grammys 2 B THE LAST event 2 cave & become one.
RT @YummyMummyclub : Dear Adele. Please don’t do drugs. Ever.
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@ThatEricAlper Truly believe the worst side effect of the move from hippy to yuppy was the global shift from pot to coke
Levon Helm took americana? That man IS americana, and I mean that in a good way.
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