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09/29/2010

Poems, Schmoems…

Filed under: Academic,Food,Humor,Mundane Or Sublime,Pop Culture,Tech — admin @ 4:31 pm
Violence impacted to society;
Embedded in life.
No capo, slide, fuzz pedal or 
Delay - no fingerpicks or 
Teleprompter, just play.
Eugene O'Neill wallops the skipper
With words and rocks the boat,
Frank Sinatra "does it [his] way"
Rooted in divine inspiration,
He claims.
Apple falls on head and
Turns lightbulb on jouncing
Thought, slurping coffee
Like a pretentious snit.
Jogging memory with a
Jarful of Jolt cola.
Orange lentils & linguini
Lodged in a sore throat.
Don't sop the heat of hot chili
With cucumber; use bread: good buffer.

Shelter Wagon is hospitality on a horse. 
Running from river to river
Haven't seen hay for 30 miles:
How come I have hayfever??

Run chasing your shadow
All morning; then you can 
Chase it home all afternoon.

http://www.textfiles.com/magazines/ATI/journal.txt

09/23/2010

And how are YOU handling the FACEBOOK Outages???

Filed under: Academic,Humor,Music and Stuff,News,Pop Culture,Tech — admin @ 2:00 pm

Collecting From the FB Crash Fiasco.

I don’t know about you, but I know people personally who simply cannot handle life, when a site like FaceBook crashes for even an hour or two. Holy cow people! Read a book or play an acoustic guitar until it comes back up.

Take back your life. You are NOT ruled by Turner Network Television; I assure you. You’re not! Oh well, until then, please share a chuckle at some of these responses to yesterday’s (and today’s) outage[s]:

flounderfish

I join Facebook for first time and it has a regional crash! 🙂 my luck 2 minutes ago via TwitBird iPad

adamkparker

I wonder why it hasn’t announced that Facebook is down? Was it a crash? Planned? We may never know. http://bit.ly/1a4tXW 12 minutes ago via Digsby

· mcdonald2009

#facebook is still down, it’s been over an hour believe it or not. I have confirmed that it’s not a full crash but still #facebookcrash 14 minutes ago via web

· leahxxlol

i love #twitter. It doesnt crash like #facebook😐 19 minutes ago via web

· atizine

I wonder if facebook crash reporting will crash twitter? Oh no, everyone will flood their way over to myspace, huh? 21 minutes ago via web

· QuietPimp

Wow…. it must some controversy over the new Facebook movie…. someone caused the website to crash21 minutes ago via txt

LaSal

Facebook crash leads to population explosion; scientific and biological evidence to appear in 9 months. 26 minutes ago via web

BeaumontBeth

#Facebook, you can crash anytime you want and I generally don’t care, but in the middle of breaking news? #angryface #sadface #punchyface 29 minutes ago via TweetDeck

3SillyKids

I love how everyone jumped on Twitter cause Facebook is down. Let’s just hope Twitter doesn’t crash or we may actually have to work. 31 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

aquart

#Facebook crashed? I’m waiting for a baby announcement on it and it crashed? NOOOO! 2 minutes ago via web

jorjfiesta

facebook crashed because justin bieber is alive 2 minutes ago via web

JordanDeCourcy

facebook has crashed and i dont have a phone, dang, looks like I will have to do my homework after all. 21 minutes ago via web

sainthero

I think all my postings on our Facebook fan page has forced Facebook to crash. That’s right, I crashed FB. Sorry. 16 minutes ago via TweetDeck

roycedegrie

I uploaded this photo to facebook and I think it may have crashed the system! lol http://twitpic.com/2qxk7r about 1 hour ago via Twitpic

johndshabe

Friendster’s time to shine now that Facebook crashed about 1 hour ago via web

ClaraTrans

Facebook just crashed my Droid. I don’t even use Facebook… That’s another reason to hate Facebook. #facebookhater about 1 hour ago via web

DrSportsFan

Looks like facebook has sort of crashed. Bummer they don’t have a goofy Whale cartoon to tide me over. Point Twitter. about 17 hours ago via web

mktgalchemist

Facebook games announcement livestream crashed all 18 of my open browser windows. #multitasking about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck

WhiteboiDre

twitter is crashed!!! #InOtherNews this just in MySpace & FaceBook is now over capacity 6:11 PM Sep 20th via web

jazziewonders

What Happened to #effin #Facebook ????? This is the equivalent to the stock market crash! The Apocalypse is near!!! about 1 hour ago via web

allisonkilkenny

The most passion I ever see my twitter feed express is when Facebook is down. 7 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter

postsecret

BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. U.S. climbs out of recession. @OPB 20 minutes ago via web

kristencusato

must….get….on….facebook. 10 minutes ago via web

kristencusato

I take a nap. and facebook goes away??? w.t.h.????? 10 minutes ago via web

ABC

Uninformative update from Facebook: they are aware some users having issues. Working on it. 13 minutes ago via HootSuite

whycoy

oh no, facebook is down…i’m going to jump out the window. i can’t take it. 26 minutes ago via web

ed_delafuente

Since I can’t change my Facebook status to a complaint about Facebook being down, I’m gonna complain about it on Twitter. Take that! about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck

· ClaytonWalter

Damn it #Facebook is down…. First twitter gets hacked now this…smh. All of this Internet terrorism…I can’t take it. 1:51 PM Sep 22nd via web

[ and these are just people in my own twitter circle. I bet there are even funnier posts out there in YOUR circles, eh? ]

09/21/2010

And the nominees are… [nammys]

Filed under: Humor,Music and Stuff,News,Pop Culture,Tech — admin @ 12:49 pm

Yesterday at noon we announced the following nominees for this year’s ceremony at Seneca Falls Casino 12nov10!

Congrats to all the “noms!!”

A ARTIST OF THE YEARJJ Kent – The Other Side of JJ KentJoanne Shenandoah – Enchanted GardenJohnny Whitehorse – Riders of the Healing BandJoseph FireCrow – Face The MusicMichael Bucher – BelieveShane Yellowbird – It’s About Time

B BEST BLUES RECORDINGGet Up & Get Out – BluedogGuitar & Vocals – Larry Burnett w/Don ChapmanIf That’s All Right With You – Twice As GoodIndian Casino – Blackhawk Blues BandLet Me Be – The Graywolf Blues BandShades of Gray – Cecil Gray & The Flying Eagle Blues Band

C BEST COMPILATION RECORDINGColours of My Life – Stephanie Harpe, Jason Burnstick, W.T. Goodspirt, Don Amoro, Tewanee JospehMoon of the Drum – Terry Lee WhetstoneRise Up – VariousThe Best of Drumgroups.com NAC Compilation Vol 1 – VariousThe Night Before; The Best of David Searching Owl – David Searching OwlWalking With the Spirits – Randy McGinnis

D BEST COUNTRY RECORDINGHitchin’ A Ride – Nokie EdwardsIt’s About Time – Shane YellowbirdMoving On – John McLeodThe Other Side of JJ Kent – JJ KentSOS – QuatisiWanted Man – Victoria Blackie

E DEBUT ARTIST OF THE YEARChris Ferree – UnboundCody Sunbear Blackbird – Raven SpeaksJoseph Strider – Meanings Within Meanings, Within MeaningsMarc Brown – Long Time ComingSamantha Crain – Songs In The Night by Samantha CrainVictoria Blackie – Wanted Man

F DEBUT DUO OR GROUP OF THE YEARDark Water Rising – Dark Water RisingIndigie Femme – Indian SouvenirKicking Woman Singers – The 4th ComingNake Nula Waun – Always ReadySayani – Sacred FireSegweh – Segweh

G BEST FEMALE ARTISTDeborah New Moon Rising – Stories From The Social FireKelly Montijo Fink – Songs of War & VictoryQuatisi – SOSShanise – Okeymow Maskiki Vol IIITinesha Begaye – Horses Are Our JourneyYvonne St. Germaine – Turning My Day Around

H BEST FOLK RECORDINGAmor Deveras – Yolanda MartinezBelieve – Michael BucherHiding Behind The Sun – Peter SackaneyIndian Souvenir – Indigie FemmeScrapbook – Bobby Bullet st Germaine (Strawberry Island)Songs In The Night by Samantha Crain – Samantha Crain

I FLUTIST OF THE YEARJohn Bear – Pure PassionJohn Two-Hawks – Wind SongsJohnny Whitehorse – Riders of the Healing RoadJonny Lipford – Turn The PageJoseph FireCrow – Face The MusicR. Carlos Nakai – Dancing Into Silence

J BEST GOSPEL/INSPIRATIONAL RECORDINGDoo Lado Shi diyin da – Larry KaibetoneyHoop of Life – RainSong: Terry & Darlene WildmanOut of the Rainshadow – RainshadowSacred Fire – SayaniSongs of War & Victory – Kelly Montijo FinkTurning My Day Around – Yvonne St. Germaine

K DUO – GROUP OF THE YEARAllen Mose Jr. & Orion Jay Mose – Holistic BlessingsAztlan Underground – Aztlan UndergroundBluedog – Get Up & Get OutDigging Roots – We AreFawn Wood & Dallas Washkahat – ‘Til The EndInjunuity – Fight For Survival

L BEST INSTRUMENTAL RECORDINGA Tribute To Walter Flett – Me’tis Fiddler QuartetFight For Survival – InjunityHitchin’ A Ride – Nokie EdwardsRed River Jig – Arvel BirdRemembrance – Gabriel AyalaRollin’ Like Thunder – Douglas Blue Feather & Danny Voris

M BEST MALE ARTISTAnthony Betoney – That’s An Old SongJay Begaye – Horses Are Our JourneyGlen Ahhaitty – No More LiesKevin Yazzie – HopeLone Bear – NDN MoonMike Sullivan Sr– Love, Lies & Lullabies

N BEST NATIVE AMERICAN CHURCH RECORDINGA Time for Healing – Cecile MoosominDakota/Lakota Traditional Church Songs – Sacred HarmoniesHope – Kevin YazzieOkeymow Maskiki Vol III – ShaniseReconnected – Brian Stoner & Verdell PrimeauxUnity – Alex Turtle & Johnny Monroe

O BEST NEW AGE RECORDINGJim Boyd – Voices From The LakesSheila Applegate w/music by Joanne Shenandoah – Enchanted GardenJoseph FireCrow – Face The MusicR. Carlos Nakai – Dancing Into SilenceJohnny Whitehorse – Riders of the Healing RoadRon Warren, Dawn Avery, Ash Dargan – Red Moon

P BEST POP RECORDINGA Sunny Day – SpiritWingLifestyle Muzik – Bigg BNightwatch – SentinelSOS – QuatisiThe Liberation Sessions – MwalimWe Are – Digging Roots

Q BEST POW WOW RECORDINGBoys Will Be Boyz – The BoyzLive In Alexis – BlackstoneMany Tribes, One Nation – WarscoutOne Voice, One Nation – Thunder Mountain SingersThe 4th Coming – Kicking Woman SingersThe Elk Dreamers – Elk Soldier

R BEST PRODUCERA Michael Martinez, Lee Herrera, Mac Suazo, Tom Bee – neXt eXitFrank Waln – Always ReadyGeorge Parker – Late Night SessionsGloria Larocque – Colours of My LifeJan Michael Looking Wolf, Donald Blackfox, Shawn Justice – Breakin’ FreeRobert Doyle– Dancing Into Silence

S BEST RAP / HIP HOP RECORDINGBrainStorm – PlexI Love California – Short Dawg Tha NativeIt Comes Natural – Lady XplicitSex, Drunks & Hip Hop – Night ShieldTribal Tribulations – Chase Monchamp/Chase ManhattanVoice The Vision – Native Era Presents Arielle Tiensvold n Mista Futuristic

T RECORD OF THE YEARBelieve – Michael BucherBreakin’ Free – Jan Michael Looking Wolf BandDancing Into Silence – R. Carlos Nakai, William Eaton & Will ClipmanFace The Music – Joseph FireCrowIt’s About Time – Shane YellowbirdTrue Blue – Northern Cree

U BEST ROCK RECORDINGAztlan Underground – Aztlan UndergroundBreakin’ Free – Jan Michael Looking Wolf BandNeed Your Love – Robe WilliamsSegweh – SegwehThe Great Unknown – Eagle & HawkWe Are – Digging Roots

V SONG/SINGLE OF THE YEAR“Cherokee Smoke” – Nokie Edwards“Grandfather” – Windwalker“Lizard Blues” – Joseph FireCrow“We Are Sinixt” – Jim Boyd“What If We Could” – Eagle & Hawk“What The World Needs” – Jan Michael Looking Wolf Band

W SONGWRITER OF THE YEARBrad Clonch – Fight For SurvivalDouglas Blue Feather– Rollin Like ThunderMichael Bucher – BelieveNokie Edwards – Hitchin’ A RideSamantha Crain – Songs In The Night by Samantha CrainVince Fontaine, Chris Burke-Gaffney – The Great Unknown

X BEST SPOKEN WORD RECORDINGAztlan Underground – Aztlan UndergroundFirewater – Janet RogersMoon of the Drum – TerryLee WhetstoneNightwatch – SentinelRed Earth – Lowery BegayeStories From The Social Fire – The Story Tellers

Y BEST TRADITIONAL RECORDINGCultural Legacy – Wakinyan OyateHolistic Blessings – Allen Mose Jr. & Orion JayKee-Tsa-Gya – Zotigh SingersRebuilding The Fire – Bo TaylorThat’s An Old Song – Anthony BetoneyUtopia – Todi Neesh Zhee Singers

Z BEST MUSIC VIDEOBarefeet On The Blacktop – Shane YellowbirdBreakin’ Free/Addiction– The Jan Michael Looking Wolf BandBy The Water – Donna KaySacred Warrior – Tom BeeShock Town – Jim BoydSpring To Come – Digging Roots

AA BEST WAILA RECORDING (NEW CATEGORY)Gortie & the TO Boyz – A Tribute To Augustine Lopez SrNative Creed – Cumbiafied NativezNative Thunder – Get’n DownPapago Warrior – Papago Warriors 5The Cisco Band – T.C.O.B.Tohono O’odham Braves – 25 Years of Waila Music

BB BEST WORLD MUSIC RECORDINGA Sunny Day – SpiritWingAztlan Underground – Aztlan UndergroundBrainStorm – PlexRed Moon – Ron Warren, Dawn Avery, Ash DarganRemembrance – Gabriel AyalaThe Liberation Sessions – Mwalim

CC NATIVE HEART (Non-Native Artist)Big City Indians – Tribal VisionDenise Johanson – Cave SpiritsJeff Ball Band – Ghost TownPeter Phippen –Woodnotes WyldScott Tweedie – Long Island SoundWind & Fire – Mark Holland/N. Scott Robinson

http://www.nammys.org

09/02/2010

Pepsi Cans & Peavey Amps. – by marco

Filed under: Food,Mundane Or Sublime,Music and Stuff — admin @ 6:14 am

Pepsi Cans & Peavey Amps.

A poem by marco

(and also the title poem of a brand new chap book…)


Peanut Butter prohibited.
Protein, fat.
Meat is best, better than
Butter.
Better, not bitter.
Meat, eat. Gnash-Gulash.

Spinach.
Yum.
Spinach and peanut butter.
Why cringe?
Spinach and PB – PB & S.
Peanut butter and spinach???
Hmm…..
Mmm…
Cottage cheese, please.
Loud raucous rock-n-roll music.

Tastes good.
Taste better than the plasma and
Saline I ate yesterday afternoon.
$15.
Mooncheese.
Meunster.
Fun with food/
Rock-n-roll.

09/01/2010

JOURNAL POEM 3

Filed under: Humor,Mundane Or Sublime,Music and Stuff — admin @ 9:09 pm
JOURNAL POEM 3
        by marco.
        previously published in a 33-poem book of
        poetry entitled "I Slurp My Coffee." (c)1995

Old Pomes. New Pomes.
Borrowed pomes; blue pomes.
Funny pomes, sad pomes; goofy and glad pomes.
Pomes pomes. pomes pomes, eat them up - yum.

Make alliteration instead of legislation.
Ah, all's well that "and's" well-
And all are about action.
Skip, jump, lay there, run, smile, frown.
Run around, skip the jumping;
Lay there down.

Who chewed a page outa my pomes?
You're not s'posed to chew:
Eat them delicately.
Luscious, yummy, soft delicious yellow pomes.
Moist, meaty, mysterious succulent pomes.
Pomes about poets, presidents, pests
And pomes full of juice.
I eat pomes.
Do you eat pomes?
Red pomes, yellow pomes, green poems.
Don't eat the blue ones.

http://www.textfiles.com/magazines/ATI/journal.txt

08/12/2010

SOA Watch Austin Sponsors Song / Poetry Writing Contest

Filed under: Mundane Or Sublime,Music and Stuff,News,Poetics — admin @ 8:34 am

Pete Seeger called SOA Watch “the singingest movement in the USA”

In that spirit we are sponsoring a song / poetry writing contest. For information about the SOA, SOA Watch and prisoners of conscience see http://soaw.org/ or for information about local SOAW Austin POC see http://soaw-austin.org/pocalbum_2009.php. You can also check out The Father Roy Waffle House SOA Protest Song Part 1 of 2 and The Father Roy Waffle House SOA Protest Song Part 2 of 2 on You Tube for a musical history of the SOA, SOA Watch and POC’s. The songs and poems will be sent to SOA Watch prisoners of conscience for their enjoyment while doing their prison witness. The winner will receive $300.00 and will be determined by a vote of SOA Watch supporters. There will be a “coming home” party for the POC’s so there will be opportunities to perform songs and read the poems. Deadline for submissions is the release date. That date depends upon the Bureau of Prisons since they set the “report date”. That date is at least six months from 2/8/2010 and could be several weeks later depending on the BOP. To submit a songs or poem send a CD to SOA Watch Austin, 500 E Riverside Dr #258, Austin, TX 78704 or email a link to an mp3 to soaw_austin@yahoo.com. Lyrics or poems may also be submitted as plain text to the same address.

http://www.soaw-austin.org

08/02/2010

A Good Investigative Journalist Keeps Pride At Arms’ Length

Filed under: Mundane Or Sublime,News,Tech — admin @ 1:19 pm

I say this with no bravado; I predicted today’s Jellyfish bloom months ago when  the BP disaster commenced!

@BPGulfLeak The jellyfish bloom this july/august is going to be overwhelming I think. 🙁 8:53 PM Jun 10th via web in reply to BPGulfLeak

This year’s Atlantic jellyfish bloom is fixing to be INSANE! http://soundcloud.com/atizine/my-quahog-is-hoggin-the-beach 2:11 PM Jun 20th via web

@ricklondon 5 kinds of SeaTurtle use Gulf 2 feast on ginormous jellyfish. BP confusion NOT appreciated. Dorks! http://tinyurl.com/namapahh 10:32 PM Jul 5th via web in reply to ricklondon

_________________________________

Have you seen a jellyfish, red tide, a squid, or other unusual marine life recently? If so, tell us about it! Marine biologists need your help to develop a better understanding of the ocean. If you’ve been on the beach or in the ocean lately, you can contribute to a long-term dataset by telling us about the animals you saw or the conditions of the beach. You can help us even more by submitting a picture of what you saw!

http://www.jellywatch.org

07/03/2010

Happy 4July & Stuff: Communique From The Car

Filed under: Mundane Or Sublime — admin @ 6:34 pm

by marco.

COMMUNIQUE FROM THE CAR: It’s prolly gotta be me to remind youall that this is too difficult a time for *some* veterans and I recommend not just thanking them, but welcoming them home even if they’ve BEEN home, and trying to be “presente,” by at least grunting non-commitally if they need to tell you stuff.

Thank you, have a nice day.

06/14/2010

Open Letter To NLON CG About BP Disaster Recovery

Filed under: Academic,Humor,Mundane Or Sublime — admin @ 11:49 am

Hi there,
Could you pass this along to NLON Coast Guard, or perhaps get me the address for the suggestions? My idea is to dump many sunflower seeds onto the biggest pudding textures of the oil on the surface of the water. They’re likely to soak up not just the surface oils but also soak up a whole bunch from underneath until  complete saturation.

Then use technologies you already have to scoop up tons of the filled up sunflower seeds.

And lastly you cold-press the little buggers like they were so many olives and the juice you’ll have will be a new invention of bio-diesel you’ll have helped me invent. A hybrid half “dino-diesel” half veggie oil that won’t blow up engines, never needs a preheat, and doesn’t pollute too much.

Trademark it before me just because I’m middle-class and I’ll kick your ass.

J/K, you can have it Pro-Bono as my next gift to society.

Sincerely,
Marco

06/12/2010

Quoting Woody Guthrie

Filed under: Academic,Mundane Or Sublime,Music and Stuff — admin @ 3:35 pm
I hate a song that makes you think that you are not any good.
I hate a song that makes you think that you are just born to lose.
Bound to lose. No good to nobody. No good for nothing.
Because you are too old or too young or too fat or too slim too ugly
or too this or too that.
Songs that run you down or poke fun at you
on account of your bad luck or hard traveling.
I am out to fight those songs to my very last breath of air
and my last drop of blood.
I am out to sing songs that will prove to you that this is your world
and that if it has hit you pretty hard and knocked you for a dozen loops,
no matter what color, what size you are, how you are built,
I am out to sing the songs that make you take pride in yourself
and in your work.
And the songs that I sing are made up for the most part
by all sorts of folks just about like you. 

- Woody Guthrie

http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_9895127

Woody (I Hate A Song) by atizine

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