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My Quahog (Is Hoggin’ The Beach:) Lyrics to a song I should publish soon!

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Lyrics to My Quahog (Is Hoggin’ The Beach) by marco capelli frucht Not copyrighted yet, so please (don’t) steal… My quahog is hoggin the beach… He’s eaten up every and each He eats all the snails and inhales the quails And even the sandcastles shovels and pails My quahog is hoggin the beach My quahog [...]

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GUITAR CLINICS & MAKING THINGS RIGHT: Blogging A Dream.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

I’m 17ish living in Connecticut. I go away to MIT (Musicians Institute) home of GIT (Guitar Institute of Technology and BIT (Bass Institute of Technology) and become this hotshot guitarist out in California. Mark Sarzo (last name changed to protect the innocent) uses my name to hold a guitar clinic at Caruso Music hoping to [...]

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Documenting A 5 Page Academic Paper

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Assignment #3 5 Page Yarn Missing Nautical Devices and Ice Cream for Movie Star Namesakes. 23Mar10 The life of a “Project O” Deckhand is not always intense; but sometimes quite eventful. Most of your time on University of Connecticut’s Project Oceanology ship will be spent swabbing aboard ship, tidying up, coiling spiral tow lines, and [...]

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JOURNAL POEM 3

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

JOURNAL POEM 3 by marco. previously published in a 33-poem book of poetry entitled “I Slurp My Coffee.” (c)1995 Old Pomes. New Pomes. Borrowed pomes; blue pomes. Funny pomes, sad pomes; goofy and glad pomes. Pomes pomes. pomes pomes, eat them up – yum. Make alliteration instead of legislation. Ah, all’s well that “and’s” well- [...]

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Open Letter To NLON CG About BP Disaster Recovery

Monday, June 14, 2010

Hi there, Could you pass this along to NLON Coast Guard, or perhaps get me the address for the suggestions? My idea is to dump many sunflower seeds onto the biggest pudding textures of the oil on the surface of the water. They’re likely to soak up not just the surface oils but also soak [...]

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Sometimes You War; Sometimes You Dialogue; Sometimes You Do Both.

Monday, March 22, 2010

“Sometimes it’s a good day to die, sometimes it’s a good day to have breakfast.” — Thomas Builds-the-Fire College teacher Julie Jennings conveys the following breaking news: “The 3-20-10 Providence Protest has sparked a dialogue with the game’s publisher. The game-maker is starting to consider Native pre-testing of the game. Julie Jennings would like the [...]

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Two High Points From My Time At The NAMMYS This Year.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

There were many high points at this year’s Nammys.  (11th annual, at Seneca Niagara casino) Here go just two. And both take place in the elevators, believe it or not. First was riding the elevator with the late Ritchie Valens’ brother Mario and his sister Irma, and two little girls who didn’t know any of [...]

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Fox pilot entitled ‘Glee’ a smash hit in realtime!!!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

· Yay, I found one (count ‘em 1) person who hated #glee : @miffthefox18 minutes ago from web · @ncmacasl sounds like fox is going to replay it a bunch of times all summer so I think you’re in luck. 20 minutes ago from web in reply to ncmacasl · @DCDiva28 Oh yeah, terry gross. [...]

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Happy 5th of Mayo!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Happy 5th of mayo, everyone… http://www.folkalley.com/music/peteseeger http://www.democracynow.org/2006/9/4/we_shall_overcome_an_hour_with Pete Seeger! http://narcosphere.narconews.com/thefield/seeger-concert-new-york-shall-rise-again

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SCOOP: Ashton Kutcher 2 film his own bodyhair waxing. Will keep U posted.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

SCOOP: Ashton Kutcher is planning on filming his own painful chest & bodyhair waxing 4 stickam or liveleak or something. I’ll keep U posted.

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